<cough-cough> Swedish nurses <cough-cough>

Heellllooooo?!?

First one up this morning! Well, not that hard as I never went to bed. Last patient, a few minutes ago, was an hour old new born. They couldn´t find its anus..

huh?!?


Kt

The nurse routinely measures the temperature when the baby is born. In this case there was no anus to stick the thermometer into. Rare condition, but it happens. Usually not very complicated surgery.

It is situated between the legs, on the backside.
Pull left or right buttock to the side.
It's out there....

:D:D:D


P.S.(do the operation quickly, before he explodes...)



Good morning Pelicans

OK so the baby was born with no arsehole? Did you already remedy it?

What?!?


KT

This thread is useless without...... Errr, nevermind...

gives a whole new meaning to the term "i'll pull you a new as5hole!"

He, he, Stijn, good morning, you must be so proud that this thread bears your name.... :D:D:D

Ear butter, hairy leggs, anusless babies, it just keeps getting better... I wonder what's next...
Just think about all the nice things that come to mind when we hear your name... :D:D

the only thing that matters is that folks DO know my name... i just wanna be (in)famous to the point where it doesn't even matter anymore if i actually do anything at all... I wanna be like Paris Hilton...
Dumb, rich, everywhere... Seems to me i'm halfway there with this thread, and y'all are doing most of the work for me!

Morning, Stijn.

Yes, we are all here for you. Pushing your career into a pretty groovy position. You tend to change avatars frequently, perhaps its time for a Paris Hilton pic. Further boosting your image building. Let us know what you need. I think someone mentioned close ups on armpits..:D

thanks but no thanks

Again with the armpits, Markus that was sooooooooooooo yesterday. :)
Morning fellas

Assuming (...) the little guy has a sphincter to begin with. Do you have spare sphincters lying around or do you have to search for a donor??? ( one with compatible sphincter diameter, I imagine this could be difficult...):eek::eek:

maybe Livi just takes one of the spare injector O-rings he has laying around for his Carrera.

Good morning to me (since I'm the only one here...)
Get up you lazy bast*rds...


What's today's topic going to be guys???

Toe fungus.

put an axle grinder on that thing, how can you heel-n-toe your car like that !?!

Hahahaha, good one!!
I should have clarified: NOT MY TOES!!!

Imagine, feet like that must be very bad on your carpet. They do give good grip though...





(and to be very honest, I don't know how to heel-n-toe... :( )