you can come whenever - everyone's welcome.

just bring your hammer.

Air Hammer? I am a mechanic after all.

Hammer time - Fluffer time! http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat3.gif

Moooooooooommy
The Doctor is scaring meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Good. I usually make all the children cry.

Bwahahahahahahahaha
Morning Markus

I made two little boys laugh hard the other day. I was just leaving the restaurant after lunch. I was walking through the parking lot and I did not see anyone around. I felt a bit of pressure and released a wonderful burp. I felt a lot better instantly. Then I noticed some mom unloading her two boys. They were about 8 & 10 years old. They started giggling like crazy. So I spread a little joy in the world.

Thats great... Get a dirty look from mom?



Mmmm... I love the college life of rolling out of bed at 10 in the morning... :D

I was not paying attention to the mom. She was never hot in her life and kids did not help that. I was not at all embarrassed. I remember as a boy that age few things were funnier than gas escaping from the human body.

You are very right.... At my age its still pretty damned funny at times...


Ok time to get dressed... :D
Class starts in 30 mins...

Even at my age it is funny. But I am a guy. Most women just don't have a good sense of what is funny.

Bite me little boy.:cool:

i have killed today, with my bare hands !


In other words, bunny wabbit crossed my path, i was at speed, so was the bunny.
And in typical bunny wabbit fashion, it ran ahead of my car, instead of going off the road.
Couldn't brake.

By the time i had slowed down, i was to far away to see, turned back, found it laying on the ground, still alive but not moving, i think it had gone under a tire, broken back.

Pulled it up by the ears, and gave the best karate chop i could deliver, right in the neck, it's the least i could do. It did the trick, it's ticky-ticker had stopped.
Boris should ave been there, it would have been a valuable lesson.


Unfortunately it wasn't fat enough yet, not worth skinning and stewing it... So tossed it on the land, i'll be Crow and Magpie lunch tomorrow.

You monster you. Now we gotta get you hunting some bigger game. Like deer.

Not sure if i can karate chop a deer, probably would break my hand rather then break it's neck.

all kidding aside, i do find it important, to double back and make sure there's no critter lying there ,suffering.

I can live with the fact that i regularly have em commit suicide when i'm busy with my lead foot, i can forgive them for the occasional light damage to the car.
But there's no reason why the poor thing should lay there busted up, in pain, waiting for death.

I think that action might almost qualify you for redneck status......................almost.

Would it help if i mention, that when i was younger, i used to go out at night, stop on a country side near a field, put on the high beam, and then accelerate to nab me a wabbit for cooking??
Usually did it to annoy the womens , they kinda got all upset when there was another one hanging in the shed for a day... and days later when i left the hide laying around just for kicks.

were you in a 4X4? or some vehicle painted various colors?

Moooorning dudes!

Ma had a Nissan Patrol in those days, 2 colors, black below the window, dark grey above


but i did not use that for rabbit dispatching, i used my VW Rabbit for that :D