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Geronimo '74 03-30-2012 11:47 PM

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God I love this thread! Its better than books!
Hell yeah!
I need to get back into it.

And text on a thong?
Come on guys, that's an easy one. Write in chinese. Start at the back, write downwards, between the legs (don't use bold font or you'll venture off the "paper")
Continue all the way to the front.
I bet you can get e pretty decent sentence on there....

vas930 03-31-2012 12:03 AM

Howdy, Gman

RKDinOKC 03-31-2012 12:15 AM

http://awfullibrarybooks.files.wordp...enage-boy1.jpg

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha Cougar Training Manual

Geronimo '74 03-31-2012 12:23 AM

Vas, Richard,

All is well, the gf is coming over.
The weird family situation is going the right way. Not quite there yet, but getting there.

Took the 911 out a couple of times. Man, it is difficult not to put my foot down all the time.
Still breaking it in but I did make it scream a few times...
I love my SSI an M&K combo.

svandamme 03-31-2012 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by tweezers74 (Post 6657650)
I don't understand, HHI why my questions/comments would provoke that response from you. ???

not enough medication

svandamme 03-31-2012 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by tweezers74 (Post 6657715)
in all seriousness, i would have saved you the trouble and hit you in the nuts myself.

lol

svandamme 03-31-2012 01:15 AM

Let's rearrange yer post



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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6657784)
Why am I the expert?



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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6657784)
To me a Cougar is a woman that seeks out men around half her age for the soul purpose of sex, relationships are usually limited to short flings.

If a guy wants a cougar, he is best to dress nice, head to a bar and flirt shamelessly with everyone woman that appears to be in the appropriate age range.
As far as survival, I've never had an issue surviving a woman...


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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6656619)
Nothing wrong with a good cougar.


slodave 03-31-2012 01:42 AM

Morning, Rick.

Rick V 03-31-2012 01:42 AM

Morning Y'all. Okay finally all caught up from you chatty cathy's last night

svandamme 03-31-2012 01:49 AM

gday Rick

Rick V 03-31-2012 01:53 AM

Howdy Dave
Howdy Stijn

svandamme 03-31-2012 02:05 AM

I have a feeling that nothing will get done this weekend.

Rick V 03-31-2012 02:07 AM

That must be a theme because I have that same feeling. I am going to buy some new boots, beyond that, I got nuttin

svandamme 03-31-2012 02:09 AM

Difference is, your CO will fix it for ya

Rick V 03-31-2012 02:13 AM

what you talkin' 'bout Willis?

svandamme 03-31-2012 02:19 AM

Beth be finding stuff for you to do if you don't find stuff to do on yer own :D

Rick V 03-31-2012 02:21 AM

As bad as my knee is right now, not gonna happen, I can hardly walk.

svandamme 03-31-2012 02:27 AM

tell Beth i'm sorry to hear that..

Rick V 03-31-2012 02:38 AM

I will be sure to do just that

Outback Porsche 03-31-2012 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 6657660)
How are you supposed to fit all that text on a thong? :confused:

You got to get closer to read the fine print :D


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