Then you are doing it wrong...

fixed it for you...

Ha ha ha ha!!!! I needed the Friday funny laugh. You guys are good for that.

It is getting real close to quitting time for me today.

Jim, how is the western abode progressing? Did you get a chance to drive the 911?

Evening Y'all, Tonight is date night. It has been a while since Beth and I have gone out for the sake of just going out. She just needs to get home so we can leave.

Have fun rick! We are sans kids tonight so we are living it up, going to check out some local food trucks! ;)

You too Sid. We aren't sans kids but mine are old enough to be told tough crap get a life and you are not invited. My baby is older than you. :)

Haha. Will do rick!


Going to go bounce around the desert on bicycles with LeeH for a little bit first... Hopefully it cools down a bit first!

It's going well, Glen. The tile guys are grouting the tiles in both bathrooms, the cabinets (sans doors/drawers), sinks, faucets, countertops are installed. Lu and I bought the wall lighting fixtures and medicine cabinets, which they'll install next week. The glass company should also be here next week to measure for the shower and tub enclosures. Can't wait for it to be done.

In addition to shopping for stuff for the remodel, I did some interior and exterior painting, and replaced the entry light fixture. We also got to bond with the 964 garage queen earlier today. We're off to LAX in the morning for the flight back. Hate to leave this place!

I hope y'all have a great time doing what you're doing. We're going out to dinner with our son and his GF. :)

Have fun Jim!

Just remember sprinkles and stripper glitter are NOT the same thing!

I will have to take your word on that. I would not know.

I always thought a good kiosk to have in the Las Vegas airport would be a de-glitterizer. Drop off your bags and they remove all glitter/evidence. Keep the married guys outta trouble. ;) It would be goldmine.

I hate it when the glitter gets stuck in the back of you're throat. Worse than cunny hairs to cough up....

Goldschlager gargle. Problem solved. Next question.

Also go buy some Hallmark cards that have the glitter. Put them in the luggage but mail some home. The glitter cards will contaminate the house with glitter.

That is advice a friend was talking about. I have never been to Vegas as an adult. I was there when I was 14 and my brother was 16 but mom would not take us to a strip joint for some reason.

Does it have to be golschlarger or will any schnapps do the trick?

Magic camouflage flecks of real gold in the Goldschlager. Like Glen's idea: if you can't clean it, contaminate it. She won't know where the glitter's really from.

Aaah, I gots some gold flecked saki that'll do the same thing :)

But this approach is not gunna work for cunny hairs