That sucks David. Motel rooms are pretty much the same world over. Well at least in the 1st world countries.

Good Hump day morning folks!

Sick kid doesn't feel up to walking for miles today and I don't think leaving him alone at the hotel is a smart idea.

Good morning...enjoy your Hump Day.

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Just duct tape him to the toilet. 1/2 a roll of duck tape will keep him in place.

Ha! Mom would love that.

Just give the kid a few beers and he will sleep right through it.

That was slodaves answer.

Get a wheelchair and have him act challenged. May even get your family group "Special" treatment.

You could even take it a step further and act like you have turrets and have your wife dress up in that nurses uniform you've been ...Wanker... trying to get her to wear. It IS a ...Bollox... Vacation after all ...Bite me... Enjoy it!

...Titties and Beer...

...Wanker...

Evidently that's what text turrets looks like.

Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

TITTY SPRINKLES!!!

:D


Hehe ;)

Ballbag!

If you have turrets, don't think you are supposed to giggle after an outburst...Nipple Lube Licker!...

Evening Y'all. Well finished up with remedial 4speed electronic trans and tomorrow I get to sleep through the first of two days in five speed land.
I have developed a new classification for women, it is called Frederic spec. (named after this town of Frederick Md. It basically involves being overly plain Jane, and have the ability to blend in with plaid wall paper.
Time to go spend some company money and have a huge still bleeding slab of cow

Now Rick, I am sure your mom taught you if ya can't say something nice about a lady don't say anything at all. We know you have to comment sometimes so it is ok to say "for a fat girl you don't sweat too much" or something uplifting and positive.

Barbara Streisand!

I think I need a golf ball launcher for my ar.....what's the worst that could happen?

Where do you get those golf balls that explode on impact?

Well, Elicia and I just put in an offer on a house. Hopefully all goes well. She is excited!