I do a lot of hunting for my food at restaurants. I have a very high percentage of acquiring a meal. On rare occasions the service is so bad I leave but that is pretty rare. Some popular places expect me to wait for more than 10 to 15 minutes before they will seat me at a table. I can ALWAYS find a different place to find food. Often served by an attractive young female.

I am at 100% success rate. I never return without a meal.

Vegetarian is an ancient Indian term for poor hunter

Welp, off to baby sit a couple of kids, wish them luck, I have my duct tape

Don't forget the super glue!

I guess you don't have any booze around but I found a few shots of whiskey quiets them down real good. Tequila tends to make em cry.

Or some acetone to remove the super glue depending on the kids.


Oh boy!!!! Just got a message that we are no longer allowed to accrue more than 2 years of vacation any more and they are buying out my vacation down to the 2 years worth as of Dec 31st. Comes to $12,700!!!!

Whooo Hoooo. You are buying lunch today!

Hey wait you were gonna buy anyway. ;)

And that was for you. I figured everyone knew that. Though Joe seems to like the really crazy ones.

Chloroform works too.

Non-compliant women are the worst.

Oh, jk, I see we're talking babysitting.

Joe likes the local neighborhood crazy ones. :eek:

Joe, how about a Russian red head?

I actually prefer dark hair.

Christmas Hump Day!!!

http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%...vg&w=600&h=415

I love red heads.....but I prefer my Russians to be blonde...

This Iranian gem makes me think we should bring democracy to Iran and see how mamy more of their women look like this under the veil

http://www.nasimpedrad.com/pic.jpg

Sweet Baby Jeebus:eek:

Are you sure you didn't get Iran and Ireland mixed up there?

And "Anna Chapman" would gladly be any hair color you like.

Somehow, I'm thinking, that getting involved with Anna would have a negative effect on future security clearance determinations...