Pelican Parts
Parts Catalog Accessories Catalog How To Articles Tech Forums
Call Pelican Parts at 888-280-7799
Shopping Cart Cart | Project List | Order Status | Help



Go Back   Pelican Parts Forums > Miscellaneous and Off Topic Forums > Off Topic Discussions


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread
Author
Thread Post New Thread    Reply
Senior Member
 
Leland Pate's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 3,694
I'm in love with a woman other than my wife

What should I do?



nom... nom... nom... nom...


nom... nom... nom... nom... nom...



I'm smitten!

__________________
--
Chief Architect and Mastermind,
SCWDP
Old 07-28-2009, 05:28 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #1 (permalink)
Registered
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: West
Posts: 8,409
Garage
I think you should check out her older sister first, you know, the one's whose name is 993TT.

Bill
Old 07-28-2009, 05:31 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #2 (permalink)
Targa, Panamera Turbo
 
M.D. Holloway's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Houston TX
Posts: 22,366
She is a looker! I bet she won't tease you either but that lil hottie comes at a cost!

(You can love her but she won't love ya back!)
__________________
Michael D. Holloway
https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_D._Holloway
https://5thorderindustry.com/
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=michael+d+holloway&crid=3AWD8RUVY3E2F&sprefix= michael+d+holloway%2Caps%2C136&ref=nb_sb_noss_1
Old 07-28-2009, 05:32 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #3 (permalink)
Cars & Coffee Killer
 
legion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: State of Failure
Posts: 32,246
I'd name that car Layla...
__________________
Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle...
5 liters of VVT fury now
-Chris

"There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security."
Old 07-28-2009, 05:32 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #4 (permalink)
Bye, Bye.
 
Scooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Planet Earth
Posts: 6,167
I suggest you go on a few dates with her before you make any life altering decisions. She's pretty, but you need to find out what you have in common.
__________________
Elvis has left the building.
Old 07-28-2009, 05:41 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #5 (permalink)
Registered
 
pwd72s's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
Posts: 48,576
Quote:
Originally Posted by scooter View Post
i suggest you go on a few dates with her before you make any life altering decisions. She's pretty, but you need to find out what you have in common.
+1! I mean, don't let a pretty new face fool you...some young Babes don't have your interests at heart...
__________________
"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
Old 07-28-2009, 05:44 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #6 (permalink)
 
19 years and 17k posts...
 
azasadny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Dearborn, MI (Southeast Michigan)
Posts: 17,444
Garage
A beauty!!
__________________
Art Zasadny
1974 Porsche 911 Targa "Helga" (Sold, back home in Germany)
Learning the bass guitar
Driving Ford company cars now...
www.ford.com
Old 07-28-2009, 05:48 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #7 (permalink)
Band.
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 13,342
Send a message via AIM to Gogar
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leland Pate View Post
What should I do?

Threesome!

There's enough love (seats) for everybody!
__________________
1983 SC Coupe
1963 BMW R60/2
1972 Triumph Tiger
1995 Triumph Daytona SuperIII
Old 07-28-2009, 05:53 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #8 (permalink)
Mark Wilson
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gogar View Post
Threesome!

There's enough love (seats) for everybody!
Damn musicians

Nice car Lee!
Old 07-28-2009, 06:03 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #9 (permalink)
Used Up User
 
imcarthur's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Toronto
Posts: 8,311
Garage
I'd say:

Use her, abuse her & toss her away like the dirty tramp she is . . . in a couple of years . . .

Ian
__________________
'87 Carrera Cab

----- “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” A. Einstein -----
Old 07-28-2009, 06:05 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #10 (permalink)
Un Chien Andalusia
 
Aerkuld's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Bay Area, SF, CA
Posts: 2,679
Garage
I've been giving it to her older sister...



What's more my wife approves!
__________________
2002 996 Carrera - Seal Grey (Daily Driver / Track Car)
1964 Morris Mini - Former Finnish Rally Car
1987 911 Carrera Coupe - Carmine Red - SOLD :-(
1998 986 Boxster - Black - SOLD
1984 944 - Red - SOLD
Old 07-28-2009, 06:25 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #11 (permalink)
Hilbilly Deluxe
 
emcon5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Reno
Posts: 6,492
Garage
Good looking car, but that interior is horrible. What is that color called, fruit punch vomit?

Tom
__________________
82 911SC Coupe
GTI Cup #43
Old 07-28-2009, 06:26 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #12 (permalink)
Slackerous Maximus
 
HardDrive's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
Posts: 18,202
Quote:
Originally Posted by emcon5 View Post
Good looking car, but that interior is horrible. What is that color called, fruit punch vomit?

Tom

Its called Terra Cotta. I love it actually.
__________________
2022 Royal Enfield Interceptor.
2012 Harley Davidson Road King
2014 Triumph Bonneville T100.
2014 Cayman S, PDK.
Mercedes E350 family truckster.
Old 07-28-2009, 06:36 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #13 (permalink)
Get off my lawn!
 
GH85Carrera's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 85,189
Garage
Dude, that is not a woman it is a car. You will never be convicted of adultery with that beauty. Your wife may notice the expense of your other obsession.
__________________
Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
Old 07-28-2009, 06:37 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #14 (permalink)
Registered
 
pwd72s's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
Posts: 48,576
Quote:
Originally Posted by imcarthur View Post
I'd say:

Use her, abuse her & toss her away like the dirty tramp she is . . . in a couple of years . . .

Ian
The more likely scenario...if she doesn't blow her motor first. Leland is hard on young girls, and he's familiar with explosions.
__________________
"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)

Last edited by pwd72s; 07-28-2009 at 07:18 PM..
Old 07-28-2009, 06:38 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #15 (permalink)
MBruns for President
 
JeremyD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: St. Pete, FL
Posts: 15,066
Garage
and she has junk in her trunk
__________________
Current Whip: - 2003 996 Twin Turbo - 39K miles - Lapis Blue/Grey
Past: 1974 IROC (3.6) , 1987 Cabriolet (3.4) , 1990 C2 Targa, 1989 S2
Old 07-28-2009, 06:57 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #16 (permalink)
Registered
 
Dottore's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hamburg & Vancouver
Posts: 7,693
Feck her.

I did.
__________________
_____________________
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.—Groucho Marx
Old 07-28-2009, 08:17 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #17 (permalink)
B58/732
 
BlueSkyJaunte's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Hot as Hell, AZ
Posts: 12,313
Nice headlights!

(someone had to say it....)
__________________
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
I don't always talk to vegetarians--but when I do, it's with a mouthful of bacon.
Old 07-28-2009, 08:53 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #18 (permalink)
Registered
 
mikester's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: My House
Posts: 5,345
Send a message via AIM to mikester
Hey, my wife would totally be up for a threesome with me and that girl you're in love with.
__________________
-The Mikester

I heart Boobies
Old 07-28-2009, 08:56 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #19 (permalink)
Registered
 
bigchillcar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
Posts: 8,425
Garage
absolutely..porsche racing heritage...sillver with lobster interior. that's the combination i'd want on the next p-car. hit it, don't quit it..

__________________
To the memory of Warren Hall (Early S Man), 1950 - 2008
www.friendsofwarren.com
1990 964 C4 Cabriolet (current)
1974 911 2.7 Coupe w/sunroof 9114102267 (sold) 1974 914 2.0 (sold)
Old 07-28-2009, 09:28 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #20 (permalink)
Reply


 


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 01:50 PM.


 
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0
Copyright 2025 Pelican Parts, LLC - Posts may be archived for display on the Pelican Parts Website -    DMCA Registered Agent Contact Page
 

DTO Garage Plus vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.