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So- is it cheating if it is a robot?
If you can get the robot to cry before you leave, then it's not cheating.

Just like flesh and blood chicks

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Old 08-05-2009, 01:36 PM
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does it leak oil once a month?
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Old 08-05-2009, 01:38 PM
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Old 08-05-2009, 01:42 PM
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Just be careful that the cyborg slut doesn't have a jealous Terminator husband!!
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:28 PM
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I definitely would hit it !!!! and no a robot isn't cheating. and it's hard to find something thats un hittable by any guy.
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:35 PM
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Lenny Kravitz - Black Velveteen:

Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine
Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream
Ready to please
Free from disease
She's waiting on her knees
It's not a sin
Titanium skin
Just take her for a spin
Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine
Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream
Nice piece of kit
Electronic clit
Just sit down for a fit
Ready to trip
A guarantee hit
She's all you ever wished
Black velveteen don't give a damn she'll do dishes
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
Black velveteen always is ready to dance
She's ready to
Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine
Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream
Black velveteen don't give a damn she'll do dishes
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
Black velveteen always is ready to dance
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Oh yes she's ready to
Black velveteen don't give a damn she'll do dishes
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
Oh Yeah
Black velveteen always is ready to dance
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Oh yes she's ready to
Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine
Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream
Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine
Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:09 PM
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When in their youth, most guys would screw the crack of dawn...
my ex wife is named Dawn.

Seems to me this was covered in Futurama.
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If you can get the robot to cry before you leave, then it's not cheating.

Just like flesh and blood chicks
Mr Bradshaw that is awful, what does that mean if I am laughing at that?
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like every robot thread, I'm going to slowly turn this one into how amazing Summer Glau looks.

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Nuthin to grab?
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:32 PM
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like every robot thread, I'm going to slowly turn this one into how amazing Summer Glau looks.

Have you seen Serenity?


Summer Glau is one of the few girls that my GF says she would go lezbo for.
Old 08-05-2009, 08:37 PM
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How is the aftermarket support? Does anyone have tuning software out yet?
Old 08-05-2009, 09:52 PM
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Does this mean mankind progresses beyond the tried and true classic blow up doll?



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Old 08-05-2009, 09:54 PM
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How is the aftermarket support? Does anyone have tuning software out yet?

i can see a new lease of life in the tech support business
i'm sure it's would be more exiting then what i do now...

doing an onsite will take on a whole different meaning.
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Old 08-05-2009, 09:54 PM
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Surrogates comes out tomorrow. Anyone going to go see it? I will, but not this weekend, I'll be traveling. I started working on Surrogates about 18 months ago. Curious to see what you think of it. Lots of action. I'll post some pics after it's released.
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Old 09-24-2009, 08:30 AM
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Honestly, I hope Laumer at least gets some credit.
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I liked it the first time they made it back in the 60's!

Harry Mudd had a nice little world going there until Captain Kirk came along and wrecked it!

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Old 09-24-2009, 09:28 AM
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:29 AM
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Might just make the ideal plaything. I see a place there to attach a beer bottle holder on the 'spine.'
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Might just make the ideal plaything. I see a place there to attach a beer bottle holder on the 'spine.'
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