Had to revive this one.

Co-worker asked me today "Have you ever taken a schit so hard that your balls ached after?"

I had to admit that I had not...

I can't really say, but it was a female, and she liked it greek style

I worked with a really strange guy way back. For some reason, he liked me, and I think If he started shooting, I may have been left go.
Anyhow, he tells me at 8 am" Don't drink the Coffee in the customer lounge, I just pissed in it"

We're in the breakroom complaining about gas prices going up and up and up. One girl says she really doesn't care because she only puts in $20 at a time!

Remember those "Mean People Suck" bumper stickers? Our secretary had "Nice People Swallow" on her beater Sentra.

Sadly, drug abuse ended her office career, so it was back to the brass pole for her.

I worked with a woman who had the largest rear end I have ever seen. Sort of a bubble type deall that stuck out amazingly far.

She came in one morning 15 minutes late and I greated her and asked her how she was that morning.

She replied, "ok, just a little behind."

I don't know how I kept a straight face on that one!

win.