I think my experiment with a homemade aphrodisiac failed…
 

In an attempt to stoke the fires of passion, I figured I would call upon the pheromone gods to help out. So while my Wife was busy with the kiddos, I commenced to rubbing my sweaty sac on her pillow figuring that was a great source for the man scent.

Used to be she would enjoy the fruits of my loins, now all she wants to do is nuzzle her muzzle into her pillow! What to do?

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You have a wife that's addicted to the stink of sweaty sack and your asking us what you should do?!?

Try rubbin' one out on her pillow. When her head sticks to it, she won't be able to help thinking of you.

If that's actually your wife you should be in there banging the snot out of her right now, not here talking to us! ;)

Man, that girl looks about 12! That's an Alabama 18

12? Nah....no way that chick is under 18.

I offer a $1 gentleman's bet if you find her actual age.

Well Snipe, if I have to ask, she's too young for me!
Anyway, I prefer dangerous women like the snatch box one in Racerbvd's thread.

LOL, i'm an equal opportunity violator. Sometimes a nice girl is fun, but mostly i am with you man....i like 'em to look dangerous/sleazy.

I'll try the same thing out with my wife tonight and let you know how it works for me. :D

Dude i hate you.

Nah, you need to closely shave the whole package and then rub it with a nice scenting oil. Fluffer stile!

Hard to imagine that failing. Should work like catnip, baby.

Cut a hole in the pillow, put pillow in lap...


Right out of the movie 'Diner'.

Brilliant!

I can't believe I just read a thread dealing with Lube's sac scent

Lube,

I had a similar experience with a girl and a cocktail napkin in a bar. Don't worry, you just have to freshen the bait every 15-20 minutes.

Oh, and keep track of your cocktail napkins, or pillows, or whatever.SmileWavy

+1

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Apparently your scent is too weak.

Have the postman rub HIS - against - YOURS

...she should be all over you then!

( ring twice )

ban

He seems like such a gentleman in person ;)

His wife reads this and hel will be sackless.
:eek:

That's not likely to happen.

I can drop off a couple pairs of scented boxers at your office if that'll help, Lube.

I think less of Matt for having scented boxers....

Ouch...Tide fresh or sweaty used, they come in two forms.

Those scents are understandable. Now anything else....

Hey, Sidney, didn't you tell us you just got Eagle Scout - is there a merit badge for this one?

Merit badge for what? We don't deal with dudes wives liking the smell of sac...

I commenced to rubbing my sweaty sac on her pillow figuring that was a great source for the man scent.


I think you're doing it wrong. In your description, replace the word "pillow" with "chin". Trust me, it will elicit a much more favorable response from the little woman.

timing mate, timing!

You have to do this 1-2 days prior to her ovulating!

The stuff you can learn by watching Discovery :D

Agreed. Did you mow the lawn first, Mike? That's key.

There should be then again General Robert Baden-Powell was a bachelor...

Dudes wives aren't supposed to know they like the smell of sac, the idea is to do it discreetly. If you tell them you rubbed your sac on their pillow, then they are going to have a preconceived idea, and the response will be clouded.

Merit badge for what? Use your imagination:p

My girlfriend, who has read this thread, says just flop your sack on your wifes face. No need to waste it on the pillow

In Portland that's considered the height of romance. Better than flowers and poetry. I always loved the Northwest.

me too. i saw the thread title several times, finally i gave in and had to read. man, i wish i could go back to that time of not visualizing him scent the wifes pillow. perhaps a long day out doing yard work would help with the scent.

i was expecting to read about some potion he brewed up and rubbed on his manhood, then all his hair fell out after running down the hall for the shower screaming from the burn. but no, i have this bad vision in my mind now.

there needs to b a warning about this one.

I'm pretty sure this is covered by the "Citizenship in the Community" merit badge. Don't even get me started on what I had to do to earn my merit badge for motorboating...

There lies the difference between girlfriend and wife.

Ya know at first glance one might conclude that this thread is quite useless, even offensive. But upon further reflection , and if one is able to block the heinous imagery that comes to mind, it's actually rather humorous.

So, any med changes lately Mike?;)

And waay too much time on your hands, if you're coming up with these kind of carefully considered plans.

Herculiner?