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I think my experiment with a homemade aphrodisiac failed…
In an attempt to stoke the fires of passion, I figured I would call upon the pheromone gods to help out. So while my Wife was busy with the kiddos, I commenced to rubbing my sweaty sac on her pillow figuring that was a great source for the man scent.
Used to be she would enjoy the fruits of my loins, now all she wants to do is nuzzle her muzzle into her pillow! What to do? ![]()
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You have a wife that's addicted to the stink of sweaty sack and your asking us what you should do?!?
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Try rubbin' one out on her pillow. When her head sticks to it, she won't be able to help thinking of you.
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Man, that girl looks about 12! That's an Alabama 18
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12? Nah....no way that chick is under 18.
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Well Snipe, if I have to ask, she's too young for me!
Anyway, I prefer dangerous women like the snatch box one in Racerbvd's thread.
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LOL, i'm an equal opportunity violator. Sometimes a nice girl is fun, but mostly i am with you man....i like 'em to look dangerous/sleazy.
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I'll try the same thing out with my wife tonight and let you know how it works for me.
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Dude i hate you.
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Nah, you need to closely shave the whole package and then rub it with a nice scenting oil. Fluffer stile!
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Hard to imagine that failing. Should work like catnip, baby.
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Brilliant!
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I can't believe I just read a thread dealing with Lube's sac scent
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Lube,
I had a similar experience with a girl and a cocktail napkin in a bar. Don't worry, you just have to freshen the bait every 15-20 minutes. Oh, and keep track of your cocktail napkins, or pillows, or whatever. ![]()
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entertaining the idea
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Quote: "What to do?'
________________ Apparently your scent is too weak. Have the postman rub HIS - against - YOURS ...she should be all over you then! ( ring twice )
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He seems like such a gentleman in person
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