someone squeezed my package..postal package.

[vash]

i dont know why i find this annoying. probably because i have only slept 4-5 hours in the past two days. i come in this morning, and our office person..(he looks like a ZZtop reject, only older and way less talented)..i was greeted outside, while he is taking his first of many smoke breaks. "cliff, you got a package. i left it on your desk. i squeezed it and shook it around...feels and sounds like you got some archery gear..broadheads?"

come-on! i admit i send to work to maximize the chance for a signature...but should my stuff get squeezed? tempted to send my self a dog turd.

maybe i should just go and get a red-bull..

[masraum]

Yeah, that's irritating.

[myamoto1]

Next time send yourself one of those auto-wind clocks. ZZTurd shakes it... it starts ticking, fun ensues.

[vash]

Originally Posted by myamoto1

Next time send yourself one of those auto-wind clocks. ZZTurd shakes it... it starts ticking, fun ensues.

haha...nice if it would dispense a fine white powdery substance...like corn starch.

[crustychief]

Then you wouldn't have to work that day.... come to think of it, maybe never again.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Shoulda' just told him, "yep. I have this annoying neighbor who keeps going through my stuff. I'm gonna git 'im" Then give him a long, cold stare right in the eyes as crazy and psycho as you can manage.

[DanielDudley]

My Dady squeezed my package - ONCE.

[bell]

My mother hung me on a hook once........once......