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So...di I look like a criminal?
So I'm driving my buddy's car....yeah, I do have friends....it CAN happen.
When his gauge says empty....it's freaking empty. A nice couple from Italy immediately stopped and schleped me to the local thief...excuse me, gas station....borowed a can, filled it at $3.78/gallon.....tole ya he was a thief Anyways, on the way back I stuck out my thumb and 60+ cars passed me by. I was wearing 300 dollar Tony Lama boots, nice shirt and slacks. Die yuppie douche bags......  Maybe if I looked like this I woulda got picked up faster? 
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It's probably the shades.
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08-31-2009, 05:42 PM
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All that money and smug, and you don't even know how to read a gas gauge!!!  I keed, I keed.
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08-31-2009, 05:44 PM
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i know the Lama family....i think your are technically wearing justin boots.....
but yes, you do look like a hoodlum..heheh.
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08-31-2009, 05:48 PM
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Did ya have your sweat pants tucked into your boots? That WOULD look a little odd, buddy.
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08-31-2009, 05:49 PM
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Maybe the 60+ cars knew you? Or it could have been the bunny ears...
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08-31-2009, 05:55 PM
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Wasn't MY Fooking car.....
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08-31-2009, 05:56 PM
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Nobody wanted that stinky gas can in their car.
I realize the gas can is sealed, but as people were driving by they probably smelled the boots. An honest mistake.
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08-31-2009, 06:46 PM
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The guy that picked me up had 100 miles on his new car......bzzzzzzzzt, Try again.....
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08-31-2009, 06:47 PM
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Yeah No cleavage. No ride. Simple.
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08-31-2009, 06:49 PM
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"Hey.....if it'll get me a couple hundred miles down the road......." George carlin in jay and silent bob strike back...............
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08-31-2009, 06:57 PM
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Something about Mary, rest stops, 12 min abs...yada yada!
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08-31-2009, 07:22 PM
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Mike, I love ya... ...but when I see that pic... Goomba. You'd still be thumbin it.
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08-31-2009, 08:13 PM
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Or... if you looked like this guy (from the www.peopleofwalmart.com site):  (Yes, you're seeing what you think you're seeing... cleavage.)  Seriously, we live in a crazy world. Nice shirt, normal-looking dude... it doesn't really matter any more... psychos can look normal and get ahold of nice clothes. I used to pick up hitchers once in awhile. No more. Not for probably 20 years or more now. Squint your eyes a bit and look at your photo... Would you pick that guy up?
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...so first you messing up my water pump and now you're runnig it dry, huh. Can't send you anywhere.......
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08-31-2009, 08:34 PM
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Why didnt you call Ingo for a ride?
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08-31-2009, 08:49 PM
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Because it was Ingo's POS I was driving.......
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08-31-2009, 08:57 PM
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Not a criminal, no, but no juvinile delinquent either...
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08-31-2009, 09:08 PM
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I'm nobody's beeyotch.....
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