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security has been compromised.........

well thru my endless supply of moles deep undercover we have found my ex-wife has been reading all the crap i have posted here. amazing but true. talk about get a life!


so in the never ending super secret black ops decoder ring world , i will be surfacing as someone else. maybe taking on an entire new identity, maybe getting facial reconstruction, fingerprints changed, moving to TIBET!


so in ending my stay here. its been fun. its been wierd, its been bizarre. its been informative.


for those of you who know me, it will be very evident what my new secret agent code name will be. and i will PM you when i set all of this up in the coming days.


until then.................dont use your real name! hahahahahaha

4853 fun filled posts oh boy.
now i'll be able to hide behind a screen as others do.

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Wouldn't it just be easier to introduce her to O.J.?
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Old 09-29-2009, 11:00 AM
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Charles, let me be the first (edit: second) to wish you farewell and hope you return safely soon. I have never been sure what your first language is but I appreciate your attempts to master English and posting here. Tell the ex-wife to leave this Juan a lone or yule have to take her to the dezart for sum rat shootin.
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What have you posted here that she could possibly object to?
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later....write from Tibet. i love your AZ wilderness stories.

let me add: i love my beautiful wife...(in case she reads this)
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oh i'll be back for more jollies quicker than gespitten.


about fell over on the OJ suggestion! classic pelicanparts insanity. perfect ending for my gesplitten and my phoenix bird ascension as somejuan new.


never really thought about this angle. COMPUTER STALKING! whoa peudner, thats a lil bit like "PLAY MISTY FOR ME!"


keep yer eyes out for somejuan new. it will be SO SECRET it will have yer sides GE-SPLITTING with laughter.


there are not too many websites you can be thrown into hysterical fits of laughter on a daily basis. this is the best.
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Charles... with all due respect, do you really think you can hide among us? You have a rather unique way with words.

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well thru my endless supply of moles deep undercover we have found my ex-wife has been reading all the crap i have posted here. amazing but true. talk about get a life!


so in the never ending super secret black ops decoder ring world , i will be surfacing as someone else. maybe taking on an entire new identity, maybe getting facial reconstruction, fingerprints changed, moving to TIBET!


so in ending my stay here. its been fun. its been wierd, its been bizarre. its been informative.


for those of you who know me, it will be very evident what my new secret agent code name will be. and i will PM you when i set all of this up in the coming days.


until then.................dont use your real name! hahahahahaha

4853 fun filled posts oh boy.
now i'll be able to hide behind a screen as others do.
Just send me a PM and let me know who you are once you change your S/N.

Though in honesty you'll have to do a LOT of altering of your posting style to not instantly give yourself away.
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in regard to what i have posted.............not a damn thing. its going on a fantastic11 years since the dee-vorce and i really dont care to be stalked. i have a new life and im happy.


as soon as i can switch screens i will be back.


do ya think i would miss out on this insanity?

where else can ya find a bunch of nutcases into GUNS/SCUBA DIVING/P-CARS/MUSIC that scour the world for the vierdest poo out there to make my day go by quicker.


this place is an institution for LAUGHTER...............HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER!

stay tuned. same bat poo channel same bat poo station.........different bat poo name.
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Charles... with all due respect, do you really think you can hide among us? You have a rather unique way with words.

as i said HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER! perfect.
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Charles why do you care what the hell your ex thinks? Tell her to fuch off...
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I've had my wife's X reading my posts for quite some time. He's even tried to use them in court to show that I was unfit to be around his kids.

ie, I drove my grandpa's truck when I was 10, so I'd be likely to let 'his' kids drive.
I've hunted since I was old enough to carry a .22 so I'm a gun nut,
I've gotten speeding tickets so I shouldn't be allowed to drive 'his' kids.

He actually printed posts of mine and tried to submit them in court.

I'm sure he's reading this now...
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If the O.J. thing is out of the question why not just post some nude pics for everyone to enjoy. That ought to cure her sensless need to stalk you. P.M. them if you feel that would be better.
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Hmmm...

You could be a

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Though in honesty you'll have to do a LOT of altering of your posting style to not instantly give yourself away.

LMFAO, I was thinking the same

Charles, we didn't allways see eye to eye, but good luck with your make-over.
I wonder if we'll be able to recognise you in your new alter ego! ( and don't worry, we won't tell if we do)

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Charles, come on... think about this for a minute.

She's gonna know any new screen name that shows up in the next few weeks could be you.

Just keep your ID and post away... it doesn't matter if she stalks you here. If there's anything you say that she could use against you, she will be able to sniff it out if you come in with a new ID.

Just keep it.

Hey... Charles' ex... please feel free to keep coming here and reading Charles' posts and proving to yourself that you're a complete and pitifully obsessed loser.

Seriously... move on and stop stalking him and you'll be a much, much happier person.
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Seriously you have been rid of her for 11yrs what are you worried about?

Your kids are my age right(18). No worries mate.
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I think he may already be back....

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