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Saw a hot chick put the moves on a guy tonight
No difference from a guy putting the moves on a girl. She was obvious, tacky and extremely bold not unlike some of the moves I've made myself. Kinda made me cringe.
Hot girl makes a ridiculous bet with a guy. If she wins, he buys her a soda during break time. If he wins, she buys him dinner! She made the bet, not he. Why would she do this if she's as hot as I say? If you're into the mafia wife look without the "work" and extra facial hair, you'd find her hot too. The problem with her is she likes to bring attention to herself by the way she dresses and by talking waay too loud. Tacky and gaudy - very mafia wifelike. Very desirable yet scary at the same time. In 10 years, she'll be someone's cougar. Anyway, he won so she's buying him dinner. She announced this in class tonight. I don't know if I should envy him or feel sorry for him. Not the kind of girl to bring home to mama or to take to an office party. One or two night stand is about all one can put up with. This girl is gonna be hard to shake. No, I'm not going to put up pics. Imagine Aide in the Sopranos but prettier, waaay louder and worst dresser. |
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Why would you tell us all this and NOT put up pics?????
Is this some weird joke I don't get??? Pics or ban! "Imagine Aide in the Sopranos but prettier, waaay louder and worst dresser." ---> doesn't really narrow things down.... So Pics or Ban!
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10-08-2009, 01:20 AM
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I think we need more than pics. We need video.
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Yeah, this thread should be removed and you should be banned.
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10-08-2009, 03:37 AM
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Sounds like she's REALLY high maintenance.
I doubt much harm can come from a dinner though.
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10-08-2009, 03:43 AM
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......uh yeah..........................like ...................you gave us the potato now where's the BEEF ?
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10-08-2009, 04:50 AM
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No Worries. That's my second-cousin Vinnie ( now Victoria).
The operation ( Removeadictomy ) was just last year, so he's still learning how to dress. One date ...let them have their fun!
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10-08-2009, 06:03 AM
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what was the bet about?
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10-08-2009, 06:03 AM
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Maybe shes a nymphomaniac with a gambling problem...
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10-08-2009, 06:16 AM
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i love bold women. very hot.
especially if they look like marisa tomei.
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10-08-2009, 06:19 AM
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Nothing wrong with that , black jack against her and keep upping the ante... your bound to get lucky, at which point you stop and collect.
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10-08-2009, 06:19 AM
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So, we need pictures and video from dinner. And don't worry about being discrete. Just tell her that you're going to put it on U-tube and she will be in. She is a narcissistic nymphomaniac with a gambling problem. What could go wrong?
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10-08-2009, 06:21 AM
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Tell her she has a beautiful body then ask her if she'll hold it against you...
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10-08-2009, 06:22 AM
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Even being "awkward, tacky, and over the top" she got the date she wanted, meanwhile you're posting about her getting the date she wanted on the internet. LOL... |
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10-08-2009, 07:43 AM
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+1 on pics or ban. You've been here long enough to know the drill.
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10-08-2009, 08:19 AM
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??????? why would you think he will bring her home to meet mama? Why not a motel? And probably home and mama never come accross her mind too.
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