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Have you ever been so pissed off...
that you started swinging a cactus?
 A high school friend had an Arizona expresssion: Cactusize. He would mellowly say: "Cactusize man! Acquire some Cactus like properties!". He do this while holding his arms up, to look like a Saguaro Cactus.
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could it be that he is trying to put the fire out by cactus beating it, or is he getting ready to lay that cactusized meal on the flame broiler?
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Grilled Cactus is some good eatin.
Bonus; comes with built in toothpicks.
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That guy is an A1 badass if he's swinging that cactus like that. Chuck Norris couldn't handle that kind of pain...
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it looks like a cheap repro styrofoam cacti to me, some type of halloween decor no doubt
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or maybe some splined axle or clutch alignment tool.
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My first wife had something like that hidden under her side of the bed but it was pink and used batteries.
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Is there a birth certificate in that car?
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kevinp73, i'm sending you a cleaning bill for causing me to shoot dr pepper on my coat.
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10-16-2009, 08:38 AM
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Red you get that from Tom?
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That shot is from a scene in Neill Blomkamp's new film, "District 10" scheduled for release next summer.
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I believe he is trying to squeeze the water out of the cactus to put out the fire.
We now carry cacti on our pumpers in lieu of fire extinguishers...
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For the love of Ike man, PUT DOWN OPRAH'S DILDO!
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10-16-2009, 11:23 AM
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nahh - he's trying to beat his friend on the head
"stop doing that stupid surfing move, we're trying to burn some cars here!"
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10-16-2009, 11:25 AM
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dunno, it kinda makes sense, if you are REALLY pissed, and you got one of those laying around... Why not start swinging with the darn thing, it does get the point across real good
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i have a few things that i want to throw onto the fire, since i have no cacti with which to pummel them.
  that shoul do it for now  
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