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Cars & Coffee Killer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: State of Failure
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Real Men of Genius
Two twenty-somethings in Iowa decided to rob an apartment. Problem was, they didn't have masks, so they did the next best thing: use permanent markers. The police had no problem finding the suspects.
Cops nab 'permanent marker' burglary suspects Quote:
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle... 5 liters of VVT fury now -Chris "There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security." |
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Band.
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Denver, CO
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"Mr Permanent Marker Burg-a-lar!"
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1983 SC Coupe 1963 BMW R60/2 1972 Triumph Tiger 1995 Triumph Daytona SuperIII |
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10-30-2009, 06:56 AM
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Semper drive!
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They must have forgotten to dot their eyes!
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84 944 - Alpine White 86 Carrera Targa - Guards Red - My Pelican Gallery - (Gone, but never forgotten  )One Marine's View Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum |
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10-30-2009, 06:59 AM
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Semper drive!
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84 944 - Alpine White 86 Carrera Targa - Guards Red - My Pelican Gallery - (Gone, but never forgotten )One Marine's View Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum |
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10-30-2009, 07:00 AM
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B58/732
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Hot as Hell, AZ
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ I don't always talk to vegetarians--but when I do, it's with a mouthful of bacon. |
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10-30-2009, 07:21 AM
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Still Doin Time
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Nokesville, Va.
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(music intro here).................Bud light presents..................................real men of genius......................................here's to you......... .Mr.dumb-*ss- permanent marker-burgler-man.................
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'15 Dodge - 'Dango R/T Hauls groceries and Kinda Hauls *ss '07 Jeep SRT-8 - Hauls groceries and Hauls *ss Sold '85 Guards Red Targa - Almost finished after 17 years '95 Road King w/117ci - No time to ride, see above '77 Sportster Pro-Street Drag Bike w/93ci - Sold |
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10-30-2009, 07:45 AM
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i'm just a cook
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: downtown vernon,central new york
Posts: 4,868
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al sharpton is gonna be all over this one.
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10-30-2009, 08:48 AM
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Evil Genius
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Fixed it for you, didn't you mean Al "Sharpieton"?
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Life is a big ocean to swim in. Wag more, bark less. 
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10-30-2009, 09:17 AM
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coulda, woulda, shoulda
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Louisiana
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a guy with a sharpie disguise tried to rob the store across the street from me saying he had a bomb in a paper bag . someone told me about it as it was going on so I walked over to confront the guy. I stood in front of him as he walked across the parking lot blocking his way but when I saw his disguise, I started laughing so hard I couldn't do anything. followed him around the corner and got his plate number though. he was arrested minutes later. still laugh about that everytime I think about it.
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John 74 911s They laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at them because they are all the same. |
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10-30-2009, 09:28 AM
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canna change law physics
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Well, at least we now know what happened to the baby
 This is what happeneds when babies go bad
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James The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994) Red-beard for President, 2020 |
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10-30-2009, 11:00 AM
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1986 Porsche Carerra Targa 3.2
1982 Porsche 911SC 3.0L warmed over
1970/1982 Porsche 914-6/911SC 2.7 RS
