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Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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Going to the mall. ARRGGHH!
I'm getting ready to do something I never do, go to the mall.
I hate malls. I wouldn't be doing this if I could figure a way to weasel out of it, but I need some new clothes and some other stuff for this weekend's trip so I have to bite the bullet.  If I don't come back, tell my wife and kids I love them. 
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12-11-2009, 09:24 AM
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Malls are full of teenage girls with low riding pants showing off their tramp stamp and T-bar underwear floss.
Be sure to take your camera and post a field report later. Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team.......... .........and yes I hate malls just as much as you. Once a year I go there if even that frequent.
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12-11-2009, 09:44 AM
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Don't do it. Go to a stand-alone sporting goods store or something. You might never return from the mall.
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12-11-2009, 09:58 AM
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Location: Louisiana "Take me to 'da bridge"
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You'll see many of us on the "Group W" benches, sighing and drooling. It's not a fun place or a pretty picture.
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12-11-2009, 10:03 AM
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mmm chocolate chip cookie factory....
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12-11-2009, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Hot as Hell, AZ
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I've had this fantastic idea for a mall for ages that I tell everyone I meet. Nobody has ever followed through.
Lay out the mall like a wheel with a giant Hooters as the hub. Men get sports, t!tties, and beer; women can shop all they want. Problem solved.
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12-11-2009, 10:15 AM
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Location: Linn County, Oregon
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I often hide out in the Sears tool dept. while Cindy shops...
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12-11-2009, 10:58 AM
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LOL, I made it back.
I spent most of the time in the pet store playing with the puppies and kittens and in the sears tool department, and the only things I found worth buying were two shirts and a belt. I had my watch band re-sized too. No scantily dressed girls, it's 50 degrees out. I'm done with the mall for another 5 years, who hoo! |
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12-11-2009, 11:13 AM
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congrats!
5 years is about my plan too |
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12-11-2009, 11:38 AM
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Good to know you survived the trip into that foreign land...
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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12-11-2009, 12:05 PM
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Get off my lawn!
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It would take some sort of major pressing NEED to get me to a mall at this time of year. If I can't get it on-line or at a local store I will wait.
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12-11-2009, 12:09 PM
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Did you get the memo?
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
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12-11-2009, 07:01 PM
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If you've seen one shopping center, you've seem a mall.
Best, Tom
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12-11-2009, 09:23 PM
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Now in 993 land ...
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Online shopping with overnight delivery?
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12-11-2009, 10:32 PM
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Prepare yourself for the worst.
Edit: It could have been worse (since you made it back): www.peopleofwalmart.com
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12-12-2009, 03:28 AM
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1982 Porsche 911SC 3.0L warmed over
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