If you started a business what would it be?
 

I am curious what types of businesses people would start or buy. Assuming funding and time was available. Thanks for your imput.

Whorehouse (with a dental office out back).

Gun and porn shop in the same bldg.

My own audio shop........anyone want to invest? :D

Something I was passionate about.

buy back the name rights and relaunch FirstTime Dad magazine

Ready-to-eat line of heat and serve savory bread puddings

integrated product life cycle consulting: from R&D to product development to marketing to sales based on both internal (HR accountability and optimization) and external (lead generation and media optimization against SFA/CRM) intra-company feedback loops.

chain of "authentic" Asian grocery stores that are clean, well-lit, have clear explanations on the shelves for the odder goods as well as cooking classes so you know how to use the ingredients. Focus on Indian, Chinese and Japanese.

Motorsports consultation.

data acquisition, setups, testing and evaluation.

I'm actually starting process of fleshing out said dream business soon. I'm one of those people who has seen the norms and thought "I can do that, for half the price"...

I see a lucrative future in tattoo removal.

Funeral Home

Buy cool cars, fix them up, sell them for a profit. Wait a minute.....

In the lower 48, hook up with the government/Acorn and build low income housing with their money and make millions using their contractors. A perpetual job because in five years when they fall to the ground you can do it all again with tax money.

I've always wanted to open either my own surfshop and shape my own boards, or i want to open my own restaurant on the water with a big deck over the water with docking for boats.

A fishing tackle sales and reel repair business in Tamarindo,


Oh that's right, I did that. Back to low income housing.

I plan on opening a business in 2010. But its so boring I refuse to tell you what it is.

My dream business? Manufacturing an ultra high end AK-47 variant here in the USA. Something that would sell for $2-3k. All forged and milled. The bolt carrier would be a piece of art.

Sports bar/ laundromat. Or an "Internet Cafe" type of babysitting service geared towards 9-15 y.o. kids. Parents can dump them off with their computers or cell phones and they can surf/text to their little hearts content. Figuring out a "rate sheet" with add ons is what I've got to figure out.

THIS! Genius!

I love going to the Japanese supermarket where at least 5 different foods are labeled "Fish Cake" and they are all wildly different colors.

I would like to open my own pharmacy in 10-15 yrs.... Will inherit a sign company at some point... That will just get liquidated...

Topless Donut Shop- Morning
Topless Taco Cart - Lunch Time

Seriously !

Tattoo removal (+1) and cosmetic ear repair (for those that regret having their earlobes look like calamari)

Heh heh. I've thought about starting a topless bar in the airport.

I have a machinist friend building these, I've seen the prototypes, but can't post any pix for a while..

As for me, open a bar... http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat6.gif with a big shop in the back to sneak out & play with my cars...:D

Although it does look like I'll be getting into another biz as well next year, so if anyone needs high end beds & furnitureSmileWavy I can hook you up..SmileWavy

I have this vision of a shop with a simple name: Joe's ATF
Class III weapons, massive walk-in humidor and all the finest booze.

Nude car wash. Hooters style nude chicks washing cars.

A 60 bed hospital,that is focused on physical therapy and rehab from joint replacment,cva deconditioning etc. great food and outstanding staff all in a newer facility.90 day stays covered by insurance,develop the model and then sell after 6/8 years

Being done as we type...

Years ago, a local strip club did that when the city was trying to close him down. He use to have a sweet yellow 930 slant nose.

Can I say if I've already done it two weeks ago?

Software design company; based out of Calgary, AB, Canada, 'eh.

We have about 5 templates for new software designs, but we're looking for more inspiration if you have any?

Already did, this year! Passo Tourismo...

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Happy Holidays and the best of luck to all (other) budding entrepreneurs!

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I'd really like to get back into restoring antique clocks on a full time basis.

Porn store, it sells , was a part owner of 1 15 years ago and it was a great money making business, my partner was a flake but thats the big thing about business, its the people that you invest with that make it or break it, and never, I repeat never have an accountant as a partner. Hire one just don't go into business with one, same with lawyers, hire one but keep both at arms length.
Other than the porn shop I've also been involved with a trading mining company and it was these 2 groups of professionals that killed a "could have been " great thing. To me they are either people who give bad advise or people who own a calculator. Probably pissed off a bunch of people by saying that but so what.
Q: what do you call 200 Lawyers and accountants at the bottom of a lake?
A: A good start.
No offence to the pro's in these fields, just had bad experience's with both.

Storage facility. People pay more per square foot to store $h!T they don't want than they do for the home they live in.

You got that right. I used to work at a place that shared a parking lot with a storage facility. We would see them cutting the locks off of storage units that the rent was overdue. They would open up a unit and find it full of junk. They would have an auction several times a year and it was 99% junk.

I always figured if I win the lottery I would buy an strip mall near a airport and open several connected business. Name the mall "Toys for Big Boys" and a gun store, a liquor store, a sports bar, a race shop, restoration shop, machine / welding shop, aircraft sales, scuba shop, ski shop, boat dealer, motorcycle shop, and maybe a massage parlor. All of this would be next to my private race track of course.

That will be the start of my dream business.

I have a gazillionaire buddy who started a drug company and patented a few drugs. Now he has more money than he can ever spend and he's a huge car nut. So he bought some commercial space, hired away the crew from the local Ferrari dealer and this is what he has now.

Competizione & Sports Cars - Contemporary, Race, and Vintage Ferrari - Home

The place is an absolute toy store, engine dyno room, espresso bar, 30-40 of his collection in the space nextdoor. His wife is a doll, but what an escape when he needs one.

I am considering doing this with my commercial building that I run my shop out of .I have a plan to close my buisness in the next 5 years. I am planning on building a large garage at my house, and doing side jobs ( I still like to wrench), and either renting my building out, or converting it into a storage facility for classic cars /boats etc.
I cant wait to get off this squirrel cage called life.
Think long and hard about any business that you want to start. I have been married to this business for the last 17 years , and while it has its rewards, there have been many hurdles, and tough times. There have been many times that I just thought about walking away , and getting a normal job. You better make sure that you are doing something that you love, because a lot of times the financial rewards can be small for the time and effort you have to put in.

you're kidding? you would have paragraphs next to each item.

i would love to open a restaurant....but i hate to work that hard.

I can't imagine why anyone would ever want to open a restaurant. So many people say they would like to do it, but it's one of the riskiest businesses you can go into, is incredibly hard work and even if wildly successful, still incredibly hard work. If you open at 11 for lunch, you get there at 7 for prep. If you close at midnight, you leave after 2. Who needs that? Every restaurant I ever worked at had managers that stole, even when the managers were the son and daughter-in-law of the owner.

figured this was a fantasy thread..in my fantasy restaurant, it is super successful, all the waitresses are super hot, and the young hostesess are all in love with me. oh, the food is good, and magazine food writers are all kissing my ass, and i just fired bobby flay.

Sushi, martini's and cigars place ... hey after all this is Vegas!!

I'd build and operate a racetrack.