W.....t.....f.

[dd74]

Originally Posted by varmint

if you had no idea of who she was, and the train wreck of a life, and it was last call, and you didn't realize a reality tv crew was filming you, and she could keep the thin mask of sanity together for twenty minutes, and you were about twelve beers down, then probably yes.

That's one hell of a lot of planets that have to be in line there, my friend.

[varmint]

Originally Posted by dd74

That's one hell of a lot of planets that have to be in line there, my friend.

forgot to add, i'd need a fast car and fake name.



but if men don't REALLY sleep with 40+ star whore basket case women, then who are all those people in moonshadows on a thursday night?

[dd74]

Moonshadows (Malibu). That place has been a bank o' skank for as long I've known there's been a Pacific Ocean behind it.

You couldn't get my corpse to enter that place. Probably drinking a glass of water will get you an STD without benefit of the S.

[varmint]

i'm poor. i takes my womens to the Reel Inn. nothing says romance like eating off paper plates at a picnic bench.


only been to moonshadows a few times. but every guy there reminded me of phil spectre. and every girl was somewhere on a line between nadia suleman and tara reid.

[targa911S]

With my luck I would end up DecaDad.

[varmint]

choose,


octomom or kate gosselin, or that duggar woman.

[minoclan]

Tyler from Aerosmith has boobs????

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by varmint

if you had no idea of who she was, and the train wreck of a life, and it was last call, and you didn't realize a reality tv crew was filming you, and she could keep the thin mask of sanity together for twenty minutes, and you were about twelve beers down, then probably yes.

That's all i was sayin'...

[VaSteve]

Originally Posted by varmint

choose,


octomom or kate gosselin, or that duggar woman.

The duggar woman. I could use a 3rd garage!

[dd74]

Originally Posted by varmint

choose,


octomom or kate gosselin, or that duggar woman.

I dunno. Gosselin's trying pretty hard to be f-able with her new "do."