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vash 02-22-2010 01:48 PM

my wife has a friend that is impossible to set up with a date.
 
i'm a civil eng, living in a civil world. target rich for any single ladies looking for a man. or so i have been told. all my wife's single friends want me to hook them up with co-workers. i have taken several of them to my office parties, with mixed results.

one in particular. very cute, slender, athletic....very christian. i tell her that my office has very few men that meet her criteria. she goes to church "religiously"..isnt that the best place to meet men anyways? i do occasionally go, and i am always amazed at the singles running around socializing. piece-o-cake!

i asked this one girl what i need to find out about a man, before sending him her way...she said, "ask him if he loves God". her last two "targets", have been pastors. i think she spooked both of them.

no pictures. sorry.

any christian speed dating or websites for singles?

air-cool-me 02-22-2010 02:03 PM

Run away!.... Run Away! ....Run Away!....

widebody911 02-22-2010 02:05 PM

+1 - that chick is nucking futs!

varmint 02-22-2010 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 5199428)
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no pictures. sorry.

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is it this girl?




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9dreizig 02-22-2010 02:17 PM

Vash,
Perhaps she should target someone who needs saving ?? My soul is going straight to hell (as an example):D

GH85Carrera 02-22-2010 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by air-cool-me (Post 5199453)
Run away!.... Run Away! ....Run Away!....

+10 There is nothing that you can do for her.

Christien 02-22-2010 02:35 PM

Yep, sounds like a crazy chick who's just not worth the trouble. Unless it's all a front...

air-cool-me 02-22-2010 02:52 PM

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Buckterrier 02-22-2010 02:54 PM

How big are the ear rings she wears, big honkin' hoops? If so she is soooooo worth it.

porsche4life 02-22-2010 03:24 PM

Yup... Can't change the super christian chicks.... They can be nucking futs if you can get them away from the church.....

legion 02-22-2010 04:42 PM

I wonder if she tells the pastors: "You get me closer to God."?

m21sniper 02-22-2010 05:29 PM

I would not hit it.

PS: Nice NIN reference. :)

Joeaksa 02-22-2010 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 5199629)
Yup... Can't change the super christian chicks.... They can be nucking futs if you can get them away from the church.....

Was interested for a while in a super cute flight attendent. Turned out that she was into drugs for a bit when younger (white powder) and now has turned to the Bible for solace. Reads it every day for hours, then goes to Bible classes.

I am religious (within reason) but its her life and world. Yes, she is still single and just over 40 as she cannot find anyone who likes her...

Jeff Alton 02-22-2010 06:35 PM

Ya, but sometimes they go like jack the bear.... :)

Cheers

Moses 02-22-2010 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckterrier (Post 5199546)
How big are the ear rings she wears, big honkin' hoops? If so she is soooooo worth it.

The bigger the hoops, the bigger the 'ho.

Lazarro 02-22-2010 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 5200008)
Was interested for a while in a super cute flight attendent. Turned out that she was into drugs for a bit when younger (white powder) and now has turned to the Bible for solace. Reads it every day for hours, then goes to Bible classes.

I am religious (within reason) but its her life and world. Yes, she is still single and just over 40 as she cannot find anyone who likes her...

I've seen it happen numerous times some hooker/dope addict trades one vice for another. Apecrap is apecrap.

vash 02-22-2010 07:03 PM

good, i'm not insensitive. lost cause.

cantdrv55 02-22-2010 07:51 PM

Cliff, as you know, Toby will go to church for poon.

Lazarro 02-22-2010 07:51 PM

I try not to set my friends up. The old saying, ''no good deed goes unpunished'' comes to mind.

Evans, Marv 02-22-2010 08:48 PM

Any person who is one dimensional, no matter what that single dimension is, isn't worth it.


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