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my wife has a friend that is impossible to set up with a date.

i'm a civil eng, living in a civil world. target rich for any single ladies looking for a man. or so i have been told. all my wife's single friends want me to hook them up with co-workers. i have taken several of them to my office parties, with mixed results.

one in particular. very cute, slender, athletic....very christian. i tell her that my office has very few men that meet her criteria. she goes to church "religiously"..isnt that the best place to meet men anyways? i do occasionally go, and i am always amazed at the singles running around socializing. piece-o-cake!

i asked this one girl what i need to find out about a man, before sending him her way...she said, "ask him if he loves God". her last two "targets", have been pastors. i think she spooked both of them.

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any christian speed dating or websites for singles?

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+1 - that chick is nucking futs!
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Perhaps she should target someone who needs saving ?? My soul is going straight to hell (as an example)
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Yep, sounds like a crazy chick who's just not worth the trouble. Unless it's all a front...
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How big are the ear rings she wears, big honkin' hoops? If so she is soooooo worth it.
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Yup... Can't change the super christian chicks.... They can be nucking futs if you can get them away from the church.....
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I wonder if she tells the pastors: "You get me closer to God."?
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Yup... Can't change the super christian chicks.... They can be nucking futs if you can get them away from the church.....
Was interested for a while in a super cute flight attendent. Turned out that she was into drugs for a bit when younger (white powder) and now has turned to the Bible for solace. Reads it every day for hours, then goes to Bible classes.

I am religious (within reason) but its her life and world. Yes, she is still single and just over 40 as she cannot find anyone who likes her...
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How big are the ear rings she wears, big honkin' hoops? If so she is soooooo worth it.
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Was interested for a while in a super cute flight attendent. Turned out that she was into drugs for a bit when younger (white powder) and now has turned to the Bible for solace. Reads it every day for hours, then goes to Bible classes.

I am religious (within reason) but its her life and world. Yes, she is still single and just over 40 as she cannot find anyone who likes her...
I've seen it happen numerous times some hooker/dope addict trades one vice for another. Apecrap is apecrap.
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good, i'm not insensitive. lost cause.
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I try not to set my friends up. The old saying, ''no good deed goes unpunished'' comes to mind.
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