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my wife has a friend that is impossible to set up with a date.
i'm a civil eng, living in a civil world. target rich for any single ladies looking for a man. or so i have been told. all my wife's single friends want me to hook them up with co-workers. i have taken several of them to my office parties, with mixed results.
one in particular. very cute, slender, athletic....very christian. i tell her that my office has very few men that meet her criteria. she goes to church "religiously"..isnt that the best place to meet men anyways? i do occasionally go, and i am always amazed at the singles running around socializing. piece-o-cake! i asked this one girl what i need to find out about a man, before sending him her way...she said, "ask him if he loves God". her last two "targets", have been pastors. i think she spooked both of them. no pictures. sorry. any christian speed dating or websites for singles?
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+1 - that chick is nucking futs!
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Perhaps she should target someone who needs saving ?? My soul is going straight to hell (as an example) ![]()
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+10 There is nothing that you can do for her.
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Yep, sounds like a crazy chick who's just not worth the trouble. Unless it's all a front...
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How big are the ear rings she wears, big honkin' hoops? If so she is soooooo worth it.
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Yup... Can't change the super christian chicks.... They can be nucking futs if you can get them away from the church.....
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I wonder if she tells the pastors: "You get me closer to God."?
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I am religious (within reason) but its her life and world. Yes, she is still single and just over 40 as she cannot find anyone who likes her...
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good, i'm not insensitive. lost cause.
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I try not to set my friends up. The old saying, ''no good deed goes unpunished'' comes to mind.
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