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Here is a great quote from Jeannie Anderson - Miss Philipines

Question: Would you rather be more smart, or more beautiful? "Well, I'd rather choose to be beautiful, um because, to be beautiful it's natural. But being smart you can learn... you can learn, um a lot of things... a lot of things from the experience... you can learn from a lot of things being smart."

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The Dumbest Things Beauty Queens Have Ever Said

It is funny stuff.

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This gal will make anyone dumber by hearing what she said :









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I'd still hit it... Don't need to have an intelligent conversation all the time...
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No question hit it, you just don't want a long term relationship with a dumb blonde. Those girls are going to be high maintenance.
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What's so stupid about #7, by "The Pearl Harbor Girl"?

Q: What is the most important event in our nation's history?

"In my opinion, Pearl Harbor which occurred on December 7, 1941 was the most significant event in our nation's history because [long pause] because it ended the great depression and forced us into the World War II, and... [long pause] ...And our country experienced patriotism and unity."
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the Great Depression for all intent and purpose, had already ended when Pearl Harbour was attacked. War in Europe was already underway for some time... and the US economy had geared up for it... supplying all sorts of goods and weaponry... The rearmament policies started years before the war even started, and unemployment had already dropped conciderably even by 37... 4 years before Pearl...

Sure, WW2 kinda accelerated the rebound... But to say the depression ended because of the war is a stretch of history....To say Pearl Harbour as an event caused the rebound.. is an even longer stretch.



I find that other comment less dumb, Asked whether or not God has anything against breast Implants.."there isn't anything in the bible that say God would mind"
well, There ain't anything in the bible about that , so how dumb could it be, she gives opinion that she thinks it's ok.. well, her opinion is hers to have, that doesn't make it a dumb statement...
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Funny thing is the Miss SC went to the High school my son is zoned for. And people wonder why I took him out of the district schools.
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Funny thing is the Miss SC went to the High school my son is zoned for. And people wonder why I took him out of the district schools.
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Is he still mad at you? Miss SC is a hottie and that fact is important to teenage little dudes...

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I told him he needs pretty and smart. Pretty is not in short supply here.
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No question hit it, you just don't want a long term relationship with a dumb blonde. Those girls are going to be high maintenance.
I have yet to find one that is super smokin and low maintainance... Be sure that when I find one like that and will put up with me.... Well I won't let her get away...
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I have yet to find one that is super smokin and low maintainance... Be sure that when I find one like that and will put up with me.... Well I won't let her get away...
Good luck finding her.
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the Great Depression for all intent and purpose, had already ended when Pearl Harbour was attacked. War in Europe was already underway for some time... and the US economy had geared up for it... supplying all sorts of goods and weaponry... The rearmament policies started years before the war even started, and unemployment had already dropped conciderably even by 37... 4 years before Pearl...

Sure, WW2 kinda accelerated the rebound... But to say the depression ended because of the war is a stretch of history....To say Pearl Harbour as an event caused the rebound.. is an even longer stretch.
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All true. What she said wouldn't get an A on any history test, but it wasn't in even the same league as most of the other answers. Her answer might get a B- or a C+. The others get a major fail.
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Here is a great quote from Jeannie Anderson - Miss Philipines

Question: Would you rather be more smart, or more beautiful? "Well, I'd rather choose to be beautiful, um because, to be beautiful it's natural. But being smart you can learn... you can learn, um a lot of things... a lot of things from the experience... you can learn from a lot of things being smart."
Not well articulated, but she does have a point!

She should have said "Beautiful! You can teach someone to solve for X, but you can't teach em to look hot like me!"
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Yep, but ya can't fix stupid!
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Yep, but ya can't fix stupid!
why would ya?
just keep her cleaning the house, cooking dinner and dirty'ing up the bedroom...

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