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As if you wouldn't lick the lint out of her navel on command. LOL.
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Uh...YEA!! I was never a fan...until now! Funny thing - my wife was just telling me yesterday that John Mayer, who dated Jessica Simpson for a while, claimed she was like 'sexual napalm' in the bedroom. He described her as 'like a drug'.

Looks like it...
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Sexual napalm would be a good term for that tatooed light skinned black chick i posted too.
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Whatever floats your boat.....I usually look for a woman with a beer gut smaller than mine......and trailer trash to boot. I'll pass.
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As if you wouldn't lick the lint out of her navel on command. LOL.
As a mater of fact.....no....no I wouldn't.
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That Jessica Simpson video sort of reminds me of the first time I ever laid eyes on my wife, about a year before I met her.

She was in the process of winning a bikini contest at what was formerly known as Banana Bay on Lake Conroe. The other contestants were doing the stripper dance, lewd gyrations, rubbin' on themselves and what not. Heather just walked across the stage in a tiny black bikini, straw Stetson and a pair of boots, no gyrations necessary. I had no idea it was even the same person when I ran into her while she was doing the nurse gig. Did not figure it out until I saw her wearing her brother's hat and that same bikini after we had been dating a few months.

The sisters just don't do it for my Billy, they seem to dig my white ass though.
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As a mater of fact.....no....no I wouldn't.
Don't worry, that African Gothic goddess would not even spit on you. Though she might kick your ass if you looked at her wrong.

Some sisters just drive me straight up the wall the doc. The really good ones tie me up to the wall.....

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Don't worry, that African Gothic goddess would not even spit on you. Though she might kick your ass if you looked at her wrong.

Some sisters just drive me straight up the wall the doc. The really good ones tie me up to the wall.....
So......she's Black, can spit and can kick ass......so she's kinda like a mixture of Michelle Obama, Alien and Predator?
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YES!

Hahahha

Here's another one i was chatting with tonight...

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Whatever floats your boat.....I usually look for a woman with a beer gut smaller than mine......and trailer trash to boot. I'll pass.
Exactly what I was thinking.
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Hahahha

Here's another one i was chatting with tonight...

Sniper likes the bimbos with a belly I see.
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Sniper likes the bimbos with a belly I see.
If you call that a belly, you sure have not seen the "Trailer park trash" thread!

She is not on my "top 10" list but she sure looks like someone I have woken up next to!

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