Does anyone ever read...

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by red-beard

We already have apet peeve thread going

Anybody have any pictures of their pets?

[widgeon13]

Pack of wild dogs roaming our neighborhood, no one is safe from these "animals". They must be stopped!

[sammyg2]

I don't have time to read novels or fiction anymore, i spend a great deal of time reading technical manuals. Does that count?

PS, i hope no one else has already posted this ........

[peppy]

I have developed a filter that prevents me from reading all of the posts in a thread.

[fintstone]

I wrote/published technical articles for two journals this month...but did not read them afterward. I hope I did not repeat myself.

[boba]

How did this go downhill so fast?

[Gogar]

Going downhill is ok, but if you're going uphill be very careful because the mower can tip backward like a bobcat if you're not careful.

[boba]

I thought you were supposed to mow across the hill.

But that OK, cause we just don't have that many hills, hereabouts.

[syncroid]

Hehe You guys are killing me here.

[DanielDudley]

Sometimes I just respond to the original post by the original poster.

Sometimes I just respond to an individual post by an individual poster.

Sometimes I read the entire thread and make a comment.

Sometimes I will go backwards reading the last pages of a thread I have already started.

You really don't want to know what I think sometimes, regardless of how I respond, but maybe one or two people out of a hundred do. I can live with that. You can move on, no worries.

Or not.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by boba

But that OK, cause we just don't have that many hills, hereabouts.

No kidding. There are places in Texas that are so flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days. With a good pair of binoculars you can see the back of your own head!
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. That's fast. I wonder if it hurts when Chuck Norris punches himself?
It would hurt regular people really bad, but he's Chuck Norris.

[Jim Richards]

Chuck Norris wouldn't be caught dead in a Toyota.

[cashflyer]

tl;dr

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

Chuck Norris wouldn't be caught dead in a Toyota.

Toyota tundras are made in San Antonio, which is in Texas.
Chuck Norris was a Texas Ranger. Nuff said.

[sammyg2]

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

Toyota tundras are made in San Antonio, which is in Texas.
Chuck Norris was a Texas Ranger. Nuff said.

Chuck Norris was a Texas Ranger. Ford made Rangers. Chuck Norris eats Tundra for breakfast. I heard he single-handedly won WWII in the Pacific theater, and he personally beech-slapped Mr. Toyoda. Nuff said.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

Chuck Norris was a Texas Ranger. Ford made Rangers. Chuck Norris eats Tundra for breakfast. I heard he single-handedly won WWII in the Pacific theater, and he personally beech-slapped Mr. Toyoda. Nuff said.

Ford pintos didn't actually catch fire and explode unless Chuck Norris kicked them.
Chuck didn't like pintos.

Chuck Norris did commercials for Honda because he felt sorry for them after Toyota kicked Honda's butt so bad.

[Burnin' oil]

I read the original post, prepare a smart-ass response, and then skim the replies to see if some other idiot has pre-empted me. In this case, there was many much low-hanging fruit, but a certain idiot beat me to it.

[Jim Richards]

Mangoes are my favorite low-hanging fruit.

[island911]

I never read the fruit labels anymore. They always say the same thing. "Organic"

Tho, I do wonder why stick a sticker on something intended to not have extra crap stuck to it. --hope no one already asked.