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used to work with a guy named Richard Gash ......of course he went by "Dick"
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Location: Nanny State
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Had to phone a gal named Tia.
Turned out it was a he and spelled "Thea". Short for Theadore. Sounded like the homo on family guy.
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I think I win this one.
George Washington America No kidding. Yes, really.
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Hot as Hell, AZ
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Dong Tang.
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Heine Hinrichsen, Ass Backwards
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"I want my two dollars" "Goodbye and thanks for the fish" "Proud Member and Supporter of the YWL" "Brandon Won" |
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Had a friend whose name was Japhy. He went by Flea.
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[x] Working | [_] Broken: 2017 Victory Octane [x] Working | [_] Broken: 2005 Ram 1500 SLT w/5.7L Hemi "Drive it like you stole it." |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 13,824
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Had a friend in college, native American heritage, Tom Bearfoot. Had a gf years ago, Bobbi Whitebread.
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Pale Blue Dot
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I used to work with a dude named Perry Mason.
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I have a bartender friend named "Tomorrow."
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1983 SC Coupe 1963 BMW R60/2 1972 Triumph Tiger 1995 Triumph Daytona SuperIII |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: the beach
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Got a few:
Dick Stillhard Rich Moneymaker Dr. Croak Clarence W. Clapsaddle Jr. Roy Moy
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Charlie 1966 912 Polo Red 1950 VW Bug 1983 VW Westfalia; 1989 VW Syncro Tristar Doka |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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I worked in Ghana for 6 months. I met people named "Prince Michael Jackson" and "Something"
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Сидеть, ложь, Переворачиваться |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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No joke. When I was a kid, I played baseball with a kid named Michael Hunt.
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- Joe Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. - William Pitt |
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I knew a proctologist named Butz, really.
A guy I know named Ed O'neil, who had a younger sister that was screamin' hot BTW, got hit by lightning, melted his gold chain right into his collarbone. Called him PG&Ed after that. PG&E, Pacific Gas & Electric is one power companies in Cali.
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: South Carolina
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My first wife's mother's maiden name was Davidson... she had 9 or so brothers and sisters.
I guess the parents started running out of ideas to name the kids... or just wanted to mess with people's heads, because they named one of the boys "Harley."
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- John "We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline." |
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True:
Jr High math teacher...Harry Krack. Guy I worked with...Richard Head. Urologist in town: His sign was P. Greenly.
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madmmac AKA Mitch 1984 Factory Turbo Look 2006 4Runner 1998 TRD Supercharged 4Runner (Sleeper) |
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Location: Los Angeles
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Had a client name Mr Buttram.
went to high school with a guy name The. He was Vietnamese and spoke little English. Some ********* ball player try to pick on him with that, but The didn't really unserstand why and what they were laughing at, so they left him a alone after a couple of days. Popular jocks could be real dicks. |
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There was Dr Love; another an anesthesiologist named Dr High; a gal called Baby...give me time I'll think of some more.
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didn't deal with him direct, but there is a guy called Jezus Super in Spain somewhere..
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Stijn Vandamme EX911STARGA73EX92477EX94484EX944S8890MPHPINBALLMACHINEAKAEX987C2007 BIMDIESELBMW116D2019 |
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Have a customer Greg Duane Allman. I didn't ask him what kind of music his parents liked.
Jim
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down to jap bikes that run and a dead Norton |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Valencia Pa.
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Worked with a guy from the Phillipines. His name was Uda Mahn.
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