What about the bodies?

[Jim Richards]

Adrian Jaye needs to peddle his beliefs on PARF. This here's ZOMBIE COUNTRY!

IMO, the way to dispose of Zombie bodies is by the careful application of a wide-area napalm enema. It's also good for treating crabgrass.

[Tishabet]

I read in another thread that you could render their fat and use it to power your diesel...

[Jim Richards]

Yeah, but it was decided they they are too lean to be of any practical value.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by adrian jaye

oh hum only in America,
so glad I'm going to Canada !

Nowhere near as glad as i am that you're going to Canada, so you no longer infect my nation of proud warrior people with your pacifistic pussified ways.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by adrian jaye

You know, dont you, that there is

NO SUCH THING AS ZOMBIES

honestly,
read my lips

NO SUCH THING

what a waste of bandwidth

No zombies?

Nonsense. Zombies descend every time there is a natural disaster or breakdown in law and order.

As a member of the American unregulated militia, i take my responsibility to defend my neighbors and countrymen very seriously. AS REQUIRED BY LAW, i will muster with arms and munitions appropriate for the day.

You, on the other hand, are fleeing to Canada.

[berettafan]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

No zombies?

Nonsense. Zombies descend every time there is a natural disaster or breakdown in law and order.

As a member of the American unregulated militia, i take my responsibility to defend my neighbors and countrymen very seriously.

You, on the other hand, are fleeing to Canada.

he apparently has never seen Night of the Comet.

[m21sniper]

LOL, didn't -everyone- die in that movie?

Ask Haitians or Chileans if they've seen any Zombies of late.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by adrian jaye

that there is

NO SUCH THING AS ZOMBIES

In the UK they call em the Nobility.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by Tobra

what Todd said, would smell slightly less bad than burning them

Did you know that 18 molar Sulfuric Acid will burn a hole right through an aluminum alloy wheel?

Hydrofluoric acid (HF) will reduce zombies to goo about a gazillion times faster than sufuric acid (don't ask me how I know).

We had about 20,000 gallons of that stuff where I used to work, and 4 CCs untreated on bare skin was considered a lethal dose (on humans, zombies take a little more).
It eats through stainless steel and glass like a hot knife through butter.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by craigster59

I hear they go after the non-believers first...

Zombies like BRAINS so there would be no attraction ........

[phoenix_iii]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

Hydrofluoric acid (HF) will reduce zombies to goo about a gazillion times faster than sufuric acid (don't ask me how I know).

We had about 20,000 gallons of that stuff where I used to work, and 4 CCs untreated on bare skin was considered a lethal dose (on humans, zombies take a little more).
It eats through stainless steel and glass like a hot knife through butter.

What do you use to contain, dispense, and control it?

[flatbutt]

well we might start up a new business that re-cycles the zombies. we could call it ummmm... soybean? no thats stupid...ummm soynomore? no no no....ummmm, soyless? that's better,uhhhhhhh let's see.....something ecological with "green" in it

[m21sniper]

Soylent green???

[flatbutt]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

Soylent green???

yeahhhhh thats the ticket!

[vash]

Originally Posted by adrian jaye

Matthew 27:51-53

“And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent; And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, and came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.”

Zechariah 14:12

“Now this will be the plague with which the LORD will strike all the peoples who have gone to war against Jerusalem; their flesh will rot while they stand on their feet, and their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouth. On that day a large-scale panic from the LORD will spread among them. One person will grab the hand of another, and one will attack the other.”

Matthew covers the physical aspect of the dead rising, but – just like Jesus – if these saints returned as fundamentally the same beings as they were before they died, then they fall short of the mark. Remember, a Zombie is a biologically definable animated being occupying a human corpse. It is not the resurrection of the same essential person who once lived in that body.

Zachariah has the gore and violence of any great modern Zombie movie, but nowhere does he actually say that people die and then return to fight the living. A plague that rots your flesh and eats your eyeballs is a major bummer, but it does not a Zombie Pandemic make.

Therefore, I would argue that neither passage fully describes an actual Zombie.

dude, does "fun" exist on your planet? either way, whatever climbed up your butt will need to die first

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

Soylent green???

Won't eating Zombie turn you into one?

[Westy]

I hear they taste like chicken

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by phoenix_iii

What do you use to contain, dispense, and control it?

Monel is typically the material used $$$$$. When the acid concentration is above 98% and the moisure is below 2%, carbon steel can contain it without corroding that much, but if the moisture content climbs it'll eat through it quickly.

This guy got a lower concentration of HF on his hands and got to a wash station right away to try and wash it off:



The white stuff is calcium. They use it to try and neutralize the acid before it has a chance to eat all the tissue and eat the bones and strip the calcium compounds of out the blood. They also shoot calcium glutinate into the tissue with a needle as big as a drinking straw. If it gets bad enough they exise the contaminated tissue (take a scalpel and start carving like you would a turkey) and deal with the wound later.

Any doctors out there want to 'splain what happens when there is almost no calcium in the bloodstream?

EDIT: just noticed, they kinda look like zombie hands.

[m21sniper]

Sammy i think that stuff would be more dangerous than the zombies.

[berettafan]

ya know, if zombies are already dead.....don't you need to practically blow them up to stop them and not just sever arteries/damage organs?