1st TEE-GAR....NOW JESSE JAMES-WTF?

[speeder]

Nah, they're just going to hate JJ. They still need the rest of us for various needs.

[ODDJOB UNO]

im telling YA..................this is gonna have SER-I-ASS REPRECUSSIONS for the ENTIRE MALE SPECIES ON THIS PLANET!


TEEGAR really pinned the douche meter, now this with "JJ".


women across the planet are gonna HATE MEN FOREVER!



all women will become LEZ-BIANS and every male will PULL HIS PUD repeatedly until useless and the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE WILL DIE OFF IN LESS THAN A GENERATION!

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Originally Posted by ODDJOB UNO

all women will become LEZ-BIANS and every male will PULL HIS PUD repeatedly until useless

There's a word for that...it's called "marriage".

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

For the record, Sandra Bullock does less than nothing for me either. Jesse James has terrible taste in women.

I found myself agreeing with snipes posts over on the walmart thread... and then agreeing with his posts here... the universe was starting to tilt out of balance...

Then I saw this... whew... we disagree!

I would bang Mrs. Bullock like the proverbial screen door in a hurricane (not that that will ever happen)

YMMV

That is all, carry on, carry on...

[widebody911]

[DanielDudley]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

Good girls LOVE bad boys.

L.O.V.E.

They love bad boys in ways that no good boy will ever experience.

That's because they confuse them with men.

[jhynesrockmtn]

[sammyg2]

Just a little note for the women out there:

IF YOU GO OUT WITH A LOW-LIFE PUNK BAD BOY, DON'T ACT SURPRISED WHEN HE TURNS OUT TO BE A LOW-LIFE PUNK BAD BOY!

Is Sandra really that stupid? I mean really, who could have seen this coming?

[sammyg2]

When will people finally wake up and realize that the air-brushed, painted on image we see on TV and in the movies is make-believe? they really don't look like that in real life. SORRY.

[javadog]

That last one isn't Sandra...

JR

[Rick Lee]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

That is one filthy looking whore. She fails my "i'd hit it" test with extreme prejudice.

I've never read such a crushing condemnation of any woman on Pelican as what the above really means.

[Rick Lee]

And BTW, once in a while I want to donkey punch SB, but I do find her kind of hot.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by javadog

That last one isn't Sandra...

JR

The internets say it is, and everyone knows if it's on the inernets it's true ...

[javadog]

Of course, we must always belive what we are told. Pass the koolaid, I'm a little low.

'Tis a certain Julia, also wronged by a nefarious man, or two.

JR

[dentist90]

Originally Posted by tabs

Ink Lady is probably a better ride...then poor Sandra...

Maybe... ONLY if you keep your eyes closed.

[911Rob]

must be that "I want what I can't have thing"?
Don't know, Don't care to know.

Sandra is one of my favorite actresses tho; she's awesome.

[island911]

I think that Sandra has some fault here. I mean she could have stocked up on some of those cartoon band-aids, stuck them all over her body, to help poor Jesse have a night or two of WTF ever that weird fetish he has going on. /green

[Dottore]

Originally Posted by BlueSkyJaunte

I never understood why SB married JJ.
.

According to the tattoo girl, JJ is hung like a horse.

She calls him the "vanilla gorilla".

Does that answer your question?

[Bob Goding]

Hung like Einstein--brain like a Horse?

[speeder]

I may be a honkey but I'm hung like a donkey.