Read? If I wanted to read I wouldn't be on the Internet!

Now someone please tell me what I think about this!

See, there's your problem, you're using the Internet. There are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better products out there than the Internet, how can you not see that? You have a complete inability to fairly assess a product. What do I have to do to draw that out of you?:D:D:D:D:D

Let me break it down for you. You can't decide for yourself what is good and what isn't good. I am the only one that can tell you what is good and what isn't good.

now do you understand? if you could fairly assess a product, I wouldn't have to do it for you, but I have to. I just have to.

Well, make up my mind dammit! I'm a busy man!

Hmmm. OK, here's what you believe. first, facts are unimportant to you. you are caught up in a trendy groundswell of bitterness and hate because you can't reconcile your world view with reality, and your world view must win out otherwise you would have to change your mind, and that is very painful to you. opinion and innuendo, twisted to suit a preconceived narrative is all that is important. feeding the cycle of hate is your primary goal in life. Apple products are great, everything else is junk.

I hope that helps.

Now THAT was pretty funny.