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Targa, Panamera Turbo
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Buddys Weird Habits
We all have our 'thing' we do. I bite off my finger nails. I know. Its gross. I should stop it but I don't so cast me out off society! Well I guess it is pretty weak compared to boogie eaters! Then again, thats nothing.
Over the weekend I caught a buddy do a very strange thing, he put his hand down his pants, scratched his balls then proceeded to smell his fingers. Odd. At first I thought he was rubbing his nose but nope. It was a sniff. "Did you just sniff your fingers you just scratched your sack with?" I asked. "Yea. Habit I got into a while back. Used to do it after sex now I just do it." He said. "Hmmm. OK, prolly not the thing you want to do in public though. I'm cool with it but some folks might get put off is all." I told him. "Yea - sorry dude." "No problem. Your wife know you do that? She do it?" "Nah, she doesn't sniff her self least not that I know of, she never mentioned it to me that she has a problem with it. You should try it after you have sex. That is if you don't take a shower afterward." I don't think so but hay, what ever floats your boat right?
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03-29-2010, 07:25 PM
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Maybe he's smelling for some infection?
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03-29-2010, 07:29 PM
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Targa, Panamera Turbo
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He may dig that man scent, doesn't 'seem' like the type and his wife is a MILF-r-nutter.
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03-29-2010, 07:32 PM
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Gotta check if the fruit is ripe.
I (along with everyone else here) am guilty of "wafting"... |
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03-29-2010, 08:53 PM
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a.k.a. G-man
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Just don't shake his hand when he leaves....
(or scratch your butt right before you do....) Pretty gross habbit altogether....
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03-29-2010, 08:59 PM
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Ummmm...yeah...ok...
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03-29-2010, 09:02 PM
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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You need new friends dude....
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03-29-2010, 09:13 PM
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I have a friend who just shows me a picture of this one gun, over and over, and over. Oh well.
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03-29-2010, 09:25 PM
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a.k.a. G-man
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Lol, we all know that guy....
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03-29-2010, 09:46 PM
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Don't get tired of looking at that P7 lol?
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03-29-2010, 09:58 PM
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Doesn't he have a picture of a special car that he could show you?
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03-30-2010, 04:27 AM
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that's more than a little weird. Accidentally noticing a smell once is one thing, but for it to become a habit....
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03-30-2010, 04:36 AM
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Sometimes the python lodges in an uncomfortable position and no amount of outside influence can change that.
That said, I usually excuse myself to the bathroom for such adjustments and wash my hands when done.
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03-30-2010, 05:02 AM
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Right, adjustment is one thing, but scratch and sniff with the whole goal being to sniff, that's something entirely different.
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03-30-2010, 05:34 AM
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Also troubling... KT
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03-30-2010, 05:53 AM
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I have to start thinking twice before I click on some of these threads. I'm oK with the T&A and the blood and guts as well as some of the ugly cars and stuff but ball sniffing is out for me.
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03-30-2010, 08:06 AM
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03-30-2010, 08:12 AM
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cook at a restaurant on cahuenga used to do that.
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i have a previous boss that we niknamed "ball scratcher" i would not shake his hand, even when they fired me!
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03-30-2010, 08:46 AM
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Targa, Panamera Turbo
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What about sniffing your own farts? It isn't that bad. Edited - TMI and inappropriate. -Z-man. Then again, all in all, I think I will think twice about shaking hands with him though...
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