ARGH!!! someone come over and hit me with a brick.

[vash]

man, a saturday night!! wasted.

my wife, offered my help. she wanted me to help a female friend of her's. change the oil in her prius. ok, piece of cake. this chick is needy. she ended up staying for dinner. i happily cooked...beef stroganoff from scratch. salad. again easy. it kept me in the kitchen away from the yenta-ing. now she wont leave!! she got her at 4:00 for a 10 minute oil change. dinner wrapped up at 7:00..

she is my wife's single friend. very nice body, cant meet a man. she is constantly talking about how fat she is getting, "waaaaa! i'm getting old, i'm getting fat...waaaa". this woman, commutes 5000 miles every 2 months.. she want to do her oil changes her everytime. i cant do it...do a search..she is my wife, single christian friend.

[porsche4life]

I'll change her oil and "Service" her... If that commute includes OK...

[red-beard]

Are you SURE your wife isn't setting up a Mormon marriage?

[vash]

9:08..too early for bed?

[Steve Carlton]

I'm needy and like beef stroganoff...

[vash]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

I'm needy and like beef stroganoff...

get over here. there is plenty of leftovers...at least we can talk about cars..and drink.

[Gogar]

Look, Cliff. You want her to leave. She's nice or whatever, but . . . . get off the gdamn computer and

suggest a threesome. WIN-WIN.

A. She gets disgusted and leaves. WIN.
B. Threesome with your wife and sexually-repressed hot body church-lady. WIN.

My logic is above reproach.

[sc_rufctr]

Originally Posted by Gogar

Look, Cliff. You want her to leave. She's nice or whatever, but . . . .

So suggest a threesome. WIN-WIN.

A. She gets disgusted and leaves. WIN.
B. Threesome with your wife and sexually-repressed hot body church-lady. WIN.

My logic is above reproach.

Vash

Whatever you do don't follow this advice....

[vash]

HAHAHHA! gogar, at least you made me laugh...thanks bro. i'm good. i'm gonna go to sleep early. going to help a fellow pelican put his motor back in tomorrow in the AM. it's my excuse to ditch the conversation.

good night friends.

[Hugh R]

Introduce her to Walmart. I have a Camry hybrid and can't even see the oil filter. $29.95 I believe.

[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by Hugh R

Introduce her to Walmart. I have a Camry hybrid and can't even see the oil filter. $29.95 I believe.

I'd reconsider.... Find someplace that the owner is still in the shop... They didn't put a Tire/Lube express in the new Wally World here. They are stopping those due to the fact that they have to budget at least 5 Engines per year per store b/c the idiot "techs" forget to refill them...

[Rot 911]

Glad to see that I wasn't the only guy on here thinking "threesome!"

[Gogar]

There really is no other viable solution.

[9dreizig]

Originally Posted by Gogar

There really is no other viable solution.

Once again Gogar prooves himself to be the wisest of wise men on this forum.

[MBAtarga]

Drop your drawers in Dueller style and tell her you're ready for bed!

[BeyGon]

I think she wants you. Sounds like a Hemmingway plot.

[red-beard]

As long as it isn't a "Walt Whitman" plot...

not that there is anything wrong with that...

[72doug2,2S]

Originally Posted by vash

....
she is my wife's single friend. very nice body, cant meet a man. she is constantly talking about how fat she is getting, ...

Fatal Attraction

[Bill Douglas]

Maybe you do the oil change and SHE cook the beef Strog' while you drink beers, watch TV look at her ass. Your wife can chit chat with her as she does the work.

[88-diamondblue]

This thread is worthless without pictures of her