House Porsche - Kinda Dumb, But Applicable

[Jagshund]

Edited - language NSFP - (Not safe for Pelican) -Z-man.

[Gogar]

If they wanted it to be more accurate the guy would be in his mid-40's and balding.

He would be wearing L.L. Bean Allagash Cargo pants, and some Timberland hyper-trail mids.

He would have a cell-phone clipped to his belt, with the obligatory Bluetooth earpiece relentlessly at the ear.

Opposite the phone, his meager frame would be supporting an open-carried sidearm, most likely .45ACP, "because there's no.46."

He would just have arrived from his home in the suburbs,

and he would have significantly elevated blood-pressure from just being cut off by 'some racer douchebag in a WRX."

Upon realizing he was being filmed, he would suggest some alternate camera angles, after mentioning he once worked best-boy on a season of "Wings."

[RWebb]

you can sleep in a car, but can't drive a house

[Jagshund]

Here in Georgia they often drive cars through houses into sleeping people. Not quite sure how that figures into the equation but it sounds right.

[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by 1968Cayman

Here in Georgia they often drive cars through houses into sleeping people. Not quite sure how that figures into the equation but it sounds right.

Sounds like a damned fine reason NOT to move to GA....

[Phantoms]

Came across this while browsing youtube awhile back. Still hilarious. He was living out of his car, but wait..... we forgot to mention, his car f***ing rules!!

[RWebb]

Originally Posted by 1968Cayman

Here in Georgia they often drive cars through houses into sleeping people. Not quite sure how that figures into the equation but it sounds right.

well, in certain areas of mathematics it would be called a convergent solution

[UconnTim97]

did that car/house have cup holders?

[Jagshund]

Just turned on the local news. Another car, another house. No one killed or sleeping this time.

How do you not see a HOUSE coming at you? What are these idiots doing that they can't avoid stationary buildings? It's not like it's weaving and bobbing! Unless, of course, they are under the influence of LSD and the homes ARE moving- but I digress . . .

[RWebb]

maybe they were eating a "peach blossom" at the time?