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I think that Filipe should die while performing a sex act with an extremely obese woman... In the throes of her passion she fails to notice that he is flailing frantically to lift her massive bulk off of HIS FACE!!!! BWAHAHAAA!!!!

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Old 05-26-2010, 02:28 PM
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As a writer- please do not use the term blood poisoning. It would be like writing about a porsche mechanic that was killed with a wrenchy thing. There is no such thing as blood poisoning, nor is it a correct medical term. Call it septicemia, bacteremia, whatever. With a perforated bowel- just say he died of peritonitis.
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Old 05-26-2010, 06:06 PM
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Why, thank you doctor.
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Don't worry- you do not need to cut if off- it will fall off on its own
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Old 05-27-2010, 12:40 AM
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i knew a guy that had a similar condition due to cigarette smoking. the nicotine would cause arterial constriction in the extremities and then gangrene sets in and the libs come off. when they took off both legs at the knee and one arm at the elbow, i stopped visiting. even after that he kept smoking.
after that i couldn't be around him anymore, it really bothered me
I can understand how something like that would bother you.
(I used to be a nurse)
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:46 AM
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Peritonitis is an inflammation of the peritoneum, the serous membrane which lines part of the abdominal cavity and viscera. Peritonitis may be localized or generalized, and may result from infection (often due to rupture of a hollow organ as may occur in abdominal trauma or appendicitis) or from a non-infectious process.

Stolen from Wikipedia. A smelly and painful way to go, and can be a direct result from a perforated intestine..
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Just watch "1000 ways to die" on TV; man there are some wierd ones. It never ceases to amaze me at how stupid people can be.
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