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Ever wonder what's in a can of whoopass ?



Bumper-Stickers Seen On Marine Bases.

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"


"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem." ..... Ronald Reagan

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Old 06-28-2010, 08:08 AM
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I always thought it was Chuck Norris.
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I always thought it was Chuck Norris.
Each one of them have a reserve can of Chuck Norris, just in case.
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Old 06-28-2010, 08:49 AM
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Do not wonder at all, have opened the can several times myself.

Its always a joy to do and hope that the receiving side appreciate it as much as we do.
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I LOVE that, Henry! I forwarded that picture to a bunch of friends and our son/daughter in law who are in the army.

For the record, THIS is what the inside of a can of civilian whoop-ass looks like! If only Chuck Norris would drive it - then it would be the ultimate can of civilian whoop-ass!

angela


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Beautiful engine Angela. Sure you do not have any single sisters?

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I want to see a picture of the rest of what that engine is in. Tube-frame 550 or RSK Spider replica?

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