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office romance gone bad

Wow, just found out that one of the docs in the office was boinking one of the front office staff. He tendered his resignation on sunday and she was let go on Monday.
She has three kids and a husband, he has 3 kids and had a wife. She was cute but they were mismatched. She is very hispanic and he was indian, not to mention the educational and socio-economic differences.He threw it away for a couple of lays. I hope it was good.
Watch yourself out there.

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Old 07-20-2010, 10:48 AM
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It never ceases to amaze me how many times this happens in doc offices. You would think a MD would know not to crap where he eats.
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we just got an office intern. civil engineering girl. there are very few hottie CE woman. unicorns, really.

this girl is unbelievable. 6 feet tall easy..long blond hair, great body. this girl cares, she sometimes comes in with curly hair, sometimes it's straight. eyelashes done. she cares. i hear the office underling murmerings..more than a few would toss their careers for a shot. i think the closeness people develope in the work enviornment really get the juices flowing for some. the resistance is too great.

doctors, engineer, whatever...siren song of something new and strange.
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Wait, what city are you in Vash? Do you work for R&B?
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I can't tell you how many times I see this - along all types of businesses =

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So the husband comes home early from his job at the pickle factory.

Wife asks him what are you doing home?

I got fired.

Why?

I just couldn't take it anymore... I put my pecker in the pickle slicer.

Mortified the wife pulls down his trousers... and everything looks fine.

What about the pickle slicer? She asks confused...

She got fired too...


Sorry, sorry, sorry...
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Old 07-20-2010, 01:37 PM
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So who's the snitch?
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The snitch would be the offenders wife. Come to find out, everyone in the office knew what was going on, everyone but me.
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I can't tell you how many times I see this - along all types of businesses =

No fishing off the company pier!
Eh.

I work at a big company. There are 6,000 in my department and 12,000 at my company in my town. Office romances are not discouraged (as it is a practical impossibility to do so), but the rule is you must disclose to your management. Dating an employee that reports to you? Just disclose it and they will move the employee to another manager.

My wife and I work for the same company. We are in different departments, in different buildings, and we never see each other. Another friend of mine is married to a project manager. She kept getting assigned to her husband's projects. She just said: "my husband is the PM" and got reassigned. Where I work, as long as it is all above-board, it usually isn't a problem.

Now boinking a direct report when one or both of you are married (and thus you probably didn't report it)? Yeah, that will get you canned.
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I'm sleeping with the VP of sales, and my wife knows it...

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