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My name is KEITH STONE!
I can't help it, I think this stuff is pure genius.
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I have to agree. FAR funnier and FAR less stoopid and FAR more creative than the World's Most Interesting Man.
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One of the weekend hotrod shows did a Keith Stone Camaro build, he stayed in character the whole time, the schtick got a little bit tired by the end of the show.
The ads are pretty funny, though, and the girls are really cute. (BHTM groupie castoffs, no doubt)
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The first time I saw the tree one I almost pi$$ed my pants. I would still have a hard time drinking keystone though.
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Those are good, but MIMW has some stuff that's very good.
"He once went to a psychic . . . . to warn her." and "He never talks about the weather . . . even during a hurricane." come to mind. C'mon, that's good! |
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They are definitely genius... the one with the girl up the tree is especially.
KL has had some really good ones in the past, too... pre-Keith:
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I also like the Beef Jerky...Big Foot ads...
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Gotta go with The Most Interesting Man in the World on this one. Keith Stone seems like a ripoff.
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Close? They are a total rip. I do like the old footage of him from "the 60's": jumping off the cliff, sewing himself up after surgery, running with that animal under his arm.
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both better then those stupid old spice ones, but wmim edges out keith I think!
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I prefer Leeeeeerooooy Jenkins
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