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My name is KEITH STONE!

I can't help it, I think this stuff is pure genius.





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Old 07-28-2010, 09:33 AM
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I have to agree. FAR funnier and FAR less stoopid and FAR more creative than the World's Most Interesting Man.
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One of the weekend hotrod shows did a Keith Stone Camaro build, he stayed in character the whole time, the schtick got a little bit tired by the end of the show.

The ads are pretty funny, though, and the girls are really cute.

(BHTM groupie castoffs, no doubt)
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I have to agree. FAR funnier and FAR less stoopid and FAR more creative than the World's Most Interesting Man.
Boy I'm 180 from you. I love the MIMW. That is funny stuff. Keith Stone, well he probably does live in a double wide so I have to give him that.
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The first time I saw the tree one I almost pi$$ed my pants. I would still have a hard time drinking keystone though.
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Those are good, but MIMW has some stuff that's very good.

"He once went to a psychic . . . . to warn her."

and

"He never talks about the weather . . . even during a hurricane."

come to mind.


C'mon, that's good!
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They are definitely genius... the one with the girl up the tree is especially.

KL has had some really good ones in the past, too... pre-Keith:





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I also like the Beef Jerky...Big Foot ads...
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Those are good, but MIMW has some stuff that's very good.

"He once went to a psychic . . . . to warn her."

and

"He never talks about the weather . . . even during a hurricane."

come to mind.


C'mon, that's good!
"Lime trees bear fruit at his command"

"He once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me."

"The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way"

"If he were to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him."

Comedy gold - I'm with you on that one.
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"Lime trees bear fruit at his command"

"He once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me."

"The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way"

"If he were to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him."

Comedy gold - I'm with you on that one.
Ditto. Those commercials are awesome.
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Gotta go with The Most Interesting Man in the World on this one. Keith Stone seems like a ripoff.

"He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels."
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Gotta go with The Most Interesting Man in the World on this one. Keith Stone seems like a ripoff.

"He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels."
What are the Keith Stone ads ripping off?

IMO, the MIMITW ads are very close to ripping off the Chuck Norris jokes.
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IMO, the MIMITW ads are very close to ripping off the Chuck Norris jokes.

Close? They are a total rip.

I do like the old footage of him from "the 60's": jumping off the cliff, sewing himself up after surgery, running with that animal under his arm.
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both better then those stupid old spice ones, but wmim edges out keith I think!
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Gotta go with The Most Interesting Man in the World on this one. Keith Stone seems like a ripoff.

"He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels."
I got to agree

- Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

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