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Things to say when selling your 911
I forgot to mention a few details in my ad.
Local Car for sale 911 2-door Won't last long at this price A great investment, guaranteed to appreciate in $$$ Rare boxer engine option Assembled in Germany by Porsche Great second sports car Unique color GUARD RED Radio with CASSETTE player This is a once in a lifetime deal Newer roof Purfect toy Appraised last year at 40 000 $ asking 32 000$ ONLY 75 000 Miles Wail tail option Gas tank: Full Almost new tires V6 engine Will trade for anything that is worth more NEW WIPERS Garage queen This car has only been driven on weekend Kept in a Heated and A/C garage What a Killer deal Beautiful and Affordable Priced reduced, I need it gone Fantastic condition in and out Head turner when you drive it With all the goodies you would ever want Not aware of any oil leaks 20 000 $ worth of upgrades My loss is your gain One of a kind 911 Great Summer car Car was Pampered with only 75 000 miles Due to family growing, I need to find car with larger back seats Everything works, AS IS sale Drive like a Porsche Equiped with all standard features Price to sell Ice cold A/C Extremely rare find The price you see is the price you pay Engine in showroom condition Driven only on mostly dry sunny weather Runs strong when you start the engine Updated new belts Never been raced or red lined Engine in the rear Same owner since the last owner No radiator service required Too many extras to list Never seen water except from the end of a hose Negoicable, All for Only 32 500$, firm and last but not least Driven and owned by a Woman
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it aint a V-6..
more importantly...WTF?
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Same owner since last owner. Good one.
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Chicks will throw themselves at you
Ferrari killer Meticulously maintained, no records, accidentally thrown out by previous owner Only driven an average of 10k miles per year (but it's 25 years old!) Engine professionally rebuilt by Motor Meister
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"Driven and owned by a Woman"
this is funny...
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My favorite is when sellers of any vehicle think dealer service records make it good.
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My favorite is "AC only needs a recharge" BS!!!
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Someone been talking to ExecMalibu again?
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When looking to buy my 911, nearly every one I looked at from dealerships were "owned by a doctor"
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Driven by elderly gentleman on weekends.
There are a lot of 60 plus guys in my club and we have not had an autocross or DE during the week that I can remember!
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LOL! Good one...
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why not: Driven and owned by a hot blond
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Only Porsche
Only bike
1988 Porsche 911 3.2
1979 Porsche 911SC
