Don't these people ever give up???

[James Brown]

I keep getting these funny emails, must be suckers out there somewhere.


ATTN; BENEFICIARY

I am a Diplomat from United Kingdom named (MRS. KAREN WATSON)
mandated to deliver your Contact/Inheritance sum to you in your country
of residence.

The funds total US$15.5 Million and you were made the beneficiary of
these funds by our Ministry (F.G.N) with U.K Monetory Regulation Banks
Agency) ; after long time delay of your contract /Inheritance payment
the new elected Government and prime-Minister agreed to pay all
outstanding payment of Inheritance/contractors which your name was among
those that will be paid through diplomatic means.

please re-confirm your cotract details to enable me proceed to your
address as I am presently at INDIANAPOLIS INTL AIRPORT INDIANA (U.S.A) and before I can deliver the funds to you, you have to reconfirm the following information so as to ensure that I am dealing with the right person:

1. Full Name
2. Residential Address
4. Occupation
5. Direct Telephone Numbers
6. Contract Number?

After verification of the information with what I have on file,I shall
contact you so that we can make arrangements on the exact time I will be
bringing your package Consignment to your residential address.

Send the requested information so that we can proceed and attach is our
Office in the United Kingdom.

Regards,

MRS. KAREN WATSON


or you can reply directly to me with $1500 handling charges and I will handle the transaction!

[Mr.Puff]

I would arrange to meet them with my friend, Fuzzy .

[red-beard]

I would prefer to meet them with MR. SNUGGLES.