A message to Mustang Haters....

[gtc]

Originally Posted by tcar

...and cut off the obligatory mullet.

Next I suppose you're going to tell them to change out of the tuxedo t-shirt. Sheesh.

[yetibone]

Fuched On a Real Deal.

[RWebb]

[71T Targa]

I always thought it was

First
On
Race
Day

[mossguy]

Best,
Tom

[jmaxwell]

Originally Posted by berettafan

i'd like to see somebody buy one in that neat neon blue color and go all lightweight on it. strip it down to essentials, put a roll bar and race buckets in it, stiffen the suspension and go have fun.

like this one?


missed the b1t#h at Hallett last year

[tooms351]

ha ha ha First On Race Day!

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Flatbed Operator's Revenue Delivered

Failed Old Rusty & Damaged

Friends & Owners Recommend Discarding

[Dueller]

Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

[Dueller]

Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by Dueller

Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Never heard that, pretty funny, plus, it's actually passable as a sentence.

chuckle chuckle chuckle . . .

[Dueller]

Originally Posted by herr_oberst

Never heard that, pretty funny, plus, it's actually passable as a sentence.

chuckle chuckle chuckle . . .

Can't claim credit...found them both here: Funny Car Acronyms Jokes, Free Car Acronyms Jokes, Dirty Car Acronyms Joke

[speeder]

I have a friend back in the midwest who is a Chevy guy. He says that all of the 4-letter cars are junk. Ford, Jeep, Fiat, Yugo, etc...

[RANDY P]

Fcker Only Runs Downhill

FROD

or it's casually known as "The curse of the blue oval"

[RANDY P]

What do you call a man who owns a Jaguar and a Ford?

Stranded.

rjp

[mikesride]

I heard that one before but the punch line was " a tow truck!" Both pretty good!

[berettafan]

wow Jmaxwell! is that the car where the cage feet pushed through the floors? seem to recall a picture of such a thing.

[sammyg2]

* A man pulls up next to a girl walking home from school and said: "If you get in, I'll give you a Lollypop."
The girl kept on walking and the man said: "If you get in I'll give you two Lollypops."
The girl kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued walking. The man said: "Get in and I'll give you a whole bag of Lollypops."
Finally, the girl turned and said: "Look Dad, You bought the FORD, You ride in it!!!"

[sammyg2]

* A Texan man was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with, and how much land he owned.
A young man growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan; "Just how much land do you own?"
The Texan tipped back he's Cowboy hat and said to the young man: "Well sunny let me put it to you like this, I can get into my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch, and still not get to the other side of my property by sunset."
The young man shot back quickly: "Oh ye, I know what you mean. I used to own a FORD truck too!"

[sammyg2]

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
If it wasn't for Fords
Our tools would rust.

* Buy a Ford
Buy the best
Drive a mile
Walk the rest.