And who's the Pelican who blogged about crashing his 993 one evening whilst a little intoxicated (and subsequently ran away on foot), and then bragged about the 996TT he scored from the insurance settlement check?

Snow getting pwned was pretty classic, too.

On second thought, it may be best not to revive those threads.

"Rolex - Should I?"

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/383384-rolex-should-i.html

True - this one was classic:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/416250-dillon-650-performance-evaluation.html

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/324370-crashed-my-993-a.html

Awesome!
Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - AudiForums.com

great reading for the evening. The hairy arm and viper/vette are all I've got through so far, thanks for posting this stuff.

I'm amazed you guys missed listing the infamous Breast Milk thread.

Black Audi Wagon is perhaps the most often quoted one.

Classic,

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/513360-breast-milk-just-sayn.html

Can't find the original Black Audi thread, but I found the followup thread.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/219881-black-audi-monterey-hyatt.html

Very dissapointed U forgot about tha Playa :(

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/470653-noob-here-question-about.html

Help me out on this one. There was a link to another forum of some guy with a home brew turbo hot rod. Ported heads looked like a gorilla did it. Hosed paint all over everything. Such a bad job that i couldn't have written it as fiction. The other folks on that forum thought this guy was a genius!

Anybody?

It was that funny.

I recall this one as I have a local friend with a GT-3 on the way...
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/153590-delivery-my-car-but-wait-she-brought-some-friends-oh-my.html

For non Pelican threads the mall ninja series is just wonderful.

too lazy to google it.

This is the one you are thinking of? Tears rolling down my face reading this one.
Am I Being Careful Enough? - Glock Talk

Dave

That's it!

who do i talk to to change my username to "major rice"?

Other non Pelican classics:

Lost your wheel key? Cut off the wheel!

So, Dont buy a VW - Honda-Tech

Trina kill da house.

Crashed my E30 like a tool - R3VLimited Forums

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/227948-my-day-has-come-i-got-one.html

Was way more funny before the posts by the copycat "Framer" got deleted.....