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This thread seems to have evolved from its intended theme to something more akin to: Metaphors, Homilies, & Bromides.
With that in mind; When in doubt, mumble He doesn't know his a$$ from page 4 I was so confused I didn't know whether to $hit, reset my watch or steal third base Lastly & maybe most importantly; When reason & all else fails, kick 'em in the nuts! Cheers JB |
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Take a long walk off a short pier - get lost Stronger than an ox Sweeter than molasses He has a hand full of gimmie and a mouthful of much obliged - never contributes About as ornery as a mule Who put the burr under your saddle? You can buff your shoes, you can buff your car, but you can't buffalo - something that can't be done- from my grandpa
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