Pelican Parts Forums

Pelican Parts Forums (http://forums.pelicanparts.com/)
-   Off Topic Discussions (http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/)
-   -   Does Enzyte work? (http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/569154-does-enzyte-work.html)

76911 10-11-2010 04:31 PM

Well, got to see where my younger brother is going with this. He's always been the odd duck of the family!!

javadog 10-11-2010 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 5609969)
do what Lubey said and find a lady with a smaller vagina.

Ahh, that's not what he said. You don't know him very well, I suspect....

Hint: it's all about the lube...

JR

jorian 10-11-2010 06:26 PM

MSNBC did an expose on the guy that started the company. He went to jail for credit card fraud. They interviewed a few ticked off men with depressed looking women....

mikester 10-11-2010 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 5609969)
That stuff (enzyte, extenze), increases blood flow and function. It might make your certain something "harder", but not actually bigger. The best way to make your wonk seem bigger is to lose 15 pounds, or do what Lubey said and find a lady with a smaller vagina.

I don't think he was talking about a vagina...:eek:

Schumi 10-11-2010 07:47 PM

Just read the Wikipedia acticle...

Enzyte - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Gogar 10-11-2010 09:02 PM

Quote:

<div class="pre-quote">
Quote de <strong>Gogar</strong>
</div>

<div class="post-quote">
<div style="font-style:italic">That stuff (enzyte, extenze), increases blood flow and function. It might make your certain something "harder", but not actually bigger. The best way to make your wonk seem bigger is to lose 15 pounds, or do what Lubey said and find a lady with a smaller vagina.</div>
</div>I don't think he was talking about a vagina...<img src="http://forums.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/eek.gif" border="0" alt="" title="EEK!" class="inlineimg">
Sorry I've edited my post to better reflect the overall tone of this slippery issue.

looneybin 10-12-2010 08:23 AM

if you trim the hedge, the tree looks bigger

Racerbvd 10-19-2010 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jorian (Post 5610164)
MSNBC did an expose on the guy that started the company. He went to jail for credit card fraud. They interviewed a few ticked off men with depressed looking women....

Yep, on right now...

s_morrison57 10-20-2010 06:20 AM

Never tried it but I love the commercials for it and Viagra

javadog 10-20-2010 06:32 AM

Olympic sprinter champ LaShawn Merritt banned for male enhancement - News - FOX Sports on MSN

pete3799 10-20-2010 07:31 AM

Maybe he should try pole vaulting instead.

bpu699 10-20-2010 07:35 AM

They were sued and lost, the "supplement" is a hoax...yet the owners made hundreds of millions of dollars...

Does anyone really have to question if a product like this works?

scottmandue 10-20-2010 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crustychief (Post 5609062)
Snake oil. Yohimbe, horny goat weed, macaw (sp) just an herbal concoction repackaged in an appealing way to make money off those with low self esteem. For real results you need to get an addadicktomy

Yep... you can go to a heath food store and buy the above herbs for a fraction of the cost.

Enzyte is all packaging and hype...

tabs 10-20-2010 01:09 PM

Well before the girls all used to laugh at me for the small little package I had and now I have the problem of it dragging on the floor...

widebody911 10-20-2010 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabs (Post 5625972)
Well before the girls all used to laugh at me for the small little package I had and now I have the problem of it dragging on the floor...

Translation: Enzyte gave me diabetes, which necessitated amputating both of my legs at the hip.

tabs 10-20-2010 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 5625985)
Translation: Enzyte gave me diabetes, which necessitated amputating both of my legs at the hip.

Thats not quite the image I had in mind, but it works...

on2wheels52 10-20-2010 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 5609419)
I bet it works as well as the breast enlargement lotions.

Anyone else remember ads for the Mark Eden bust developer?
Jim

targa911S 10-20-2010 04:49 PM

Oh yeah as a kid.

holtjv 10-20-2010 06:29 PM

did you do the "I cut my sack" thread, or some such? Holy nuts that was a funny one..hoping for a repeat.


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:24 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0
Copyright 2025 Pelican Parts, LLC - Posts may be archived for display on the Pelican Parts Website


DTO Garage Plus vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.