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cgarr 10-11-2010 06:00 AM

Does Enzyte work?
 
If the company ends up as our sponsor it is customary to make sure the product does in fact work! Rather than take a chance at "Living Large" I would like to have some feedback, no pictures please and if you are uncomfortable reporting your results you can send a PM.

porsche4life 10-11-2010 06:09 AM

I see good potential for this thread....

Porsche-O-Phile 10-11-2010 06:35 AM

Would this guy lie?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1286807689.jpg

(then again, he does kinda' look like a car salesman...)

But I suppose Enzyte is cheaper than a Corvette.

M.D. Holloway 10-11-2010 06:37 AM

Those that need that sort of enhancement are not applying it proper! There are tighter fits to be had and she will thank you for not being too endowed when you drive down that dirt road...

arcsine 10-11-2010 07:11 AM

Enzyte works spectacularly if the endpoint is to separate money from its owners.

Jagshund 10-11-2010 07:15 AM

I vote you try it firsthand. Post results here but, please, no pictures.

crustychief 10-11-2010 07:24 AM

Snake oil. Yohimbe, horny goat weed, macaw (sp) just an herbal concoction repackaged in an appealing way to make money off those with low self esteem. For real results you need to get an addadicktomy

peppy 10-11-2010 07:56 AM

I thought it was marketed towards men who where nervous about discussing ED with their Dr.

Or maybe hoping for the placebo effect, the packaging looks like Viagra.

Rikao4 10-11-2010 08:15 AM

sponsoring a Nascar team is not cheap..
someone is buying this stuff..

Rika

cgarr 10-11-2010 08:37 AM

Thanks for all the info and the 4 of you who sent PM's but "normy" I said no pictures!;)

rouxroux 10-11-2010 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cgarr (Post 5609230)
Thanks for all the info and the 4 of you who sent PM's but "normy" I said no pictures!;)

Potential "top 10 posts of the year" contender there! :D

chrisf 10-11-2010 08:57 AM

clinical trials have shown it to shrink the hands.

Rikao4 10-11-2010 09:04 AM

most users are not familiar with the metric system either ..
the tape measure supplied does the 'trick'...

look Lucy 9 centimeters already..

Rika

HHI944 10-11-2010 09:32 AM

I don't know if the stuff works, but their marketing is top notch. I've caught myself whistling that tune more than once in public places and getting some pretty interesting looks.

UconnTim97 10-11-2010 10:07 AM

It works best in conjunction with a balance band. :)

GH85Carrera 10-11-2010 10:12 AM

I bet it works as well as the breast enlargement lotions.

GH85Carrera 10-11-2010 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 5609419)
I bet it works as well as the breast enlargement lotions.

Edited - langauge. -Z-man.

Joeaksa 10-11-2010 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 5608957)
Those that need that sort of enhancement are not applying it proper! There are tighter fits to be had and she will thank you for not being too endowed when you drive down that dirt road...

Is that why she was grunting? :)

quicksix 10-11-2010 12:08 PM

I can't give an answer till Jill calls me back

Gogar 10-11-2010 03:10 PM

That stuff (enzyte, extenze), increases blood flow and function. It might make your certain something "harder", but not actually bigger. The best way to make your wonk seem bigger is to lose 15 pounds, or do what Lubey said or find a lady with a smaller vagina.


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