$1.380

What kind of service plan/warranty do you get?

Eh?! I've fixed wounds worse 'an that with a Snickers wrapper and duct tape! Next time, shave the head and butterfly it shut. It'll save you the $2107.56 that this round'll cost ya.

$1,450.

I was at the ER a few months back. I had a bee sting for the 3rd time in two months. This time my hand started to swell real bad. At the ER the Doc took one minute to say I was having a reaction to the sting and I should go to the pharmacy and get some benadryl. That minute cost me $450.

2500.00
figure at least 150 a stitch..
+ some $ cause your special..
simple cut...we trained on this stuff..
after showing we could do pigs feet..
followed by goat-lab..

Rika

Not sure about ER costs, but my recent trip to Urgent Care, including X-rays of the broken bone, were less than 200 bucks.

I'm guessing $850...nice shot! Don't you love how head wounds bleed?

So anyways, if I guess the right amount...do I win something (and please, don't send me the bill)....maybe something like a Porsche??

My son had a similar cut a few years ago. After a very long wait in emergency it stopped bleeding.

We went home. Total cost: $5.00 for parking.

I had something similar recently. Inside stitches and outside. 2000.

2750.00 plus your left arm and right leg.

I'm too cheap to pay for parking...5 stitches in my boy's forehead...I made him walk the 5 minutes from the Walmart parking lot.:D
We were out in under an hour. Nurse couldn't hold him down (he was 5 or 6) so I had to do it.

Cost? I had to whip his health card out of my wallet. Zip, nothing, never does cost anything.
I could have got the stitches taken out for free as well, but 1-1/2 hour round trip and the long wait for a non-emergency I just did it myself.

I'll go one dollar, Bob!

you left out cadavers...

but, it IS very expensive to train doctors - even the pre-med part costs more than most undergraduate lab classes.

however, Noah explained the main reasons for the cost above; + the covering the billings for all the poor - it would be tons cheaper to handle their health issues in a non-ER setting

Staples are a bit tough to take out at home, unless you have the handy, dandy tool.

I have stitched up a lot of friends and relatives, but suturing is a bit of a PITA when the hair gets in the way.

Side cutters

I'm going with $1672

I texted that pic to my sil a 4th year. He likes the er stuff and lives in a big city. Plenty of car crashes shootings stab and slash. He said it is really to bad they don't train them on the cost part. He said they do charge a higher bill for uninsured. Not like they'll pay it. He said Medicare is almost pro Bono er.

$3865.00

Its a trick question:
1) Medicare would have to pay $800.
2) Your Insurance Company would have to pay $950.
3) If you have no insurance, you would have to pay $3000 unless you fight with them (ask me how I know).
4) If you are an illegal alien, you would have to pay $0 because you would give false information and not pay the bill. Who would pay the difference? See #3.

Won't quite work. But Crazy glue does. ER has UV curing glue, but regular works also.