One Line. One Line Only, If You Please.

[drcoastline]

"Don't give up! Don't ever, give up!"





Jimmy V 1993 ESPY Speech

[Bobbi66]

Any romantics out there? "In a way, he was like the country he lived in everything came too easily to him but at least he knew it." The Way We Were

[Wintermute]

"That is not dead which can eternal lie / And with strange aeons even death may die."

[Chas White]

"Odd," said Cudgel, "Most people around here were raised by alligators, to hear them talk."
—(Fatfingers, a Tale of Old New Orleans)

[Heel n Toe]

Originally Posted by Bobbi66

Any romantics out there?

More than one line, but how about this, from Diane Lane's first movie... she was 14 at the time...

Lauren: I used to think, maybe a long time ago, like... like in the time of the pharaohs or Louis the 13th that, there was somebody, made just perfect for me. I mean, when you think about it and consider that your feelings of love, begin when you're about ten and if you live to say 70, well that's pretty limiting because, what chances there that he'll be alive at the same time you are? You know?
Daniel: I feel the same things. I mean, even if she lived in my lifetime. What if my perfect woman lived in India or California or Brazil? What chance is there that I'd meet her when I live in La Garenne?
Lauren: It's incredible isn't it?
Daniel: Absolutely... incredible.
[holds her hand]

[genrex]

Well, I guess it's just you.... me.... your balls.... and this drawer.


- Tom Hanks, Dragnet

[Schumi]

From one of the greatest sci-fi movies of all time:

Abe: "If you ditch work this afternoon, and promise to do the few small things I ask you; I will in return show you the most important thing that any living organism has ever witnessed. "

[slodave]

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[DARISC]

"All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental."

Hurt Vonnegut

[jcommin]

From Sponge Bob Squarepants:

Squidward to Spongebob: 'Go be stupid somewhere else'.

[charlesbahn]

Thank God we didn't get all the Government we paid for.

(Will Rodgers)

[vwbobd]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Ralph Wiggum!!!!


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[mgatepi]

"Life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what your going to get."

[pwd72s]

Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister.

[jsmithcds]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by jsmithcds

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Funny aside...the "frat house" in the movie "animal house" was actually the Frat House of Sgt. Don Malarkey of "Easy Co." fame.

[Por_sha911]

Which part of "One Line, One Line Only" don't you understand? -Anonymous

[GH85Carrera]

OK I am cheating here but this is tooooooo funny.

[Chas White]

He'll put the priest in his pocket, put the blade to the heat, take the motherless children off the street and place them at the feet of a harlot.
—B Dylan

[john70t]

Q: Why'd you kill Cyrus?

A: No reason.