One Line. One Line Only, If You Please.

[p911dad]

"It was a dark and stormy night"

[GH85Carrera]

"I love you" quoted from my wife.

[oldE]

"When you're wounded on Afghanistan's plains and the women come out to cut up what remains, just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your God like a soldier."

R Kipling


Les

[A930Rocket]

Are you ready for me Ralph?

[Drdogface]

"Books, the day they lay you away what I'll do on your grave won't pass for flowers"

[widgeon13]

It’s easy to cry that you're beaten — and die;
It’s easy to crawfish and crawl;
But to fight and to fight when hope’s out of sight —
Why that’s the best game of them all!
And though you come out of each gruelling bout,
All broken and battered and scarred,
Just have one more try — it’s dead easy to die,
It’s the keeping-on-living that’s hard.

Robert Service, "The Quitter"

[widgeon13]

"May you have love, happiness, and peace of mind because really, in the end, everything else just comes and goes." - Jean D Rogér

June 28, 1977 - September 11, 2001

[LWJ]

Make money and have fun - WL Gore motto

[Eric Hahl]

"And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by" - John Masefield and Kirk

[Superman]

"Oh what a scourge is laid upon your hate, that Heaven should find ways to kill your joys with love."

[sammyg2]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[cashflyer]

Jesus wept.

[cgarr]

The King of the one liner Rodney Dangerfield RIP


The other night i went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

I opened a new pack a razor blades and found a piece of candy

My girl friend said to come over nobody's home, I went over, nobody was home

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people

[Zeke]

"How can we know the dancer from the dance?"

- Y. B. Yeats

[MT930]

Let's not pick the fly s hit out of black pepper.

[vash]

if you cant hit bottom, bang the hell out of the sides.

[pwd72s]

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
— John F. Kennedy

[rcooled]

I didn't say it was your fault...I said I was going to blame you.

[pwd72s]

The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.
— William Hazlitt

[mikeferg75]

"I can't swim."

"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."