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I'll be your Huckleberry...
(I never really got that but it does have a certain creep factor which ya gotta love. I think it means the right man for the right job but not sure. Be even funnier it is was 'I'll be your dingleberry...') |
Yes I am a pirate two hundred years too late. The canons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate...
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Another parrothead...but I prefer his early stuff to today's.
"Life & ink both run out at about the same time. Or so said my friend, the squid." |
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
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Yours is the profession of arms, the will to win, the sure knowledge that in war there is no substitute for victory, that if you lose, the Nation will be destroyed, that the very obsession of your public service must be Duty, Honor, Country.
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Use the SEARCH, Luke
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Bahh Humbug!
Follow the yellow brick road........... Damn the torpedos,,,,,,,, Full speed ahead Break now Jester............ Zoom Zoom.! I know Nuthing! I`m Batman! Robin, to the Bat cave........ Pretty please with a cherry on top! |
We're looking for a few good men.
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There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
Norman Mailer |
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh, but I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.
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Pull my finger.....
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“Three things can happen when you throw the football, and two of them are bad” (UT coach Royal)
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"Lets play two"-Ernie Banks
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Bzzzt, repeat...
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’we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine’
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"Approach the enemy thru a gap in his guard."
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"it was the best of times, it was the worst of times......."
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This is my rifle, there are others like it, but this one is mine......
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"I knew you had guts but I never figured you for brains. It takes a pretty smart man to know when to back away."
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"I taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you everything I know" ...........James Coburn-The Baltimore Bullet
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You Without Me Like Cornflake Without The Milk
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"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
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We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow - Lt Col John McRae |
I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.
- W. H. Auden |
"Johnny's in the basement mixin' up the medicine"
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"A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish." - Ty Webb
“One good thing about music, when it hits- you feel no pain” - Bob Marley |
When young boys, we were refused permission to join the Campfire Girls...but we found out that we could if we waited until it got dark.
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Game over man.....game over
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Fix the lighter! |
It rubs the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again.
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Ya could'a been somebody baby, you could'a heard those tires squeal, you could'a been known as the most beautiful woman ever to crawl across cut glass ta make a deal —B. Dylan
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I use these weapons to shop for groceries....dick
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She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world!
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They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants
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there are 2 kinds of men in this world, those with guns and those with ropes arround their necks-----Tuko, The Good, Bad and Ugly
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I'm just not poor and stupid enough to be in NASCAR!
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"Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today."
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Major Strasser to Rick Blaine "What is your nationality?"... "I'm a drunkard"
...."where Alf the sacred river ran, through caverns measureless to man, down to a sunless sea" |
Jane... you ignorant slut!
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