F16 vs. C-130

[M.D. Holloway]

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.


The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly
Went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished
With a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot
Asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?


The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130
Pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'


The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked
To the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a
Cinnamon roll.'


The moral of the story is...

When you are young and foolish -
Speed and flash may seem a good thing!

When you get older and smarter -
Comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!


Us older folks understand this one

[Noah930]

So ya wanna go out with Eva or not, old man?

[M.D. Holloway]

I might need to get up, stretch my legs, take a leak and grab a cup of coffee and a Cinnamon roll and all the while she will be thinking to herself "funny old fat guy got game is...a funny old fat guy! WHAT AM I DOING!!!

[Jagshund]

Used to hate seeing AF crews piling off the '130s with their freaking golf clubs.