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.....or I'll cut your throat.

I just knew this was going to be in Tx but I was wrong.

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Old 11-30-2010, 06:17 PM
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Something's fishy here.
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Old 11-30-2010, 06:21 PM
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Old 11-30-2010, 06:24 PM
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Old 11-30-2010, 06:30 PM
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Old 11-30-2010, 07:51 PM
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I wanna know how the cop wrote the report without laughing.....
Old 11-30-2010, 08:01 PM
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I wanna know how the cop wrote the report without laughing.....
Maybe the smell was pungent enough to wipe the grin from his face....
Probably lucky he didn't puke on the way to the police station.

Smelly pussy is a no-no...
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Old 11-30-2010, 09:15 PM
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No kidding, hope he didn't have to be in the car with her for too long.
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He could have used a long rope and tie her with one leg behind the car and drag her downtown...
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Back in high school a friend of mine let this chick have it in the backseat of my car. It reaked for weeks after, I left the windows down and it still reaked.

I still give him crap about it.
Old 11-30-2010, 09:28 PM
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He could have used a long rope and tie her with one leg behind the car and drag her downtown...
One leg? You gots to tie them together! You don't want to be lettin' tha stick out any more than it has.
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Old 11-30-2010, 09:28 PM
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I was thinking ventilate before locking her up in a confined space....
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You can't unleash that on unsuspecting citizens!
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Old 11-30-2010, 09:39 PM
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yep, thats making laugh. my sediments exactly.
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I think he means sentiments?
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Back in high school a friend of mine let this chick have it in the backseat of my car. It reaked for weeks after, I left the windows down and it still reaked.

I still give him crap about it.
Why would you let someone do this in YOUR car?

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