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.....or I'll cut your throat.
I just knew this was going to be in Tx but I was wrong.
Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun
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Something's fishy here.
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Quick! Stop her! or the fish will smell like that forever...
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Start cutting baby...
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Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”
horrible vaginal odor |
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I wanna know how the cop wrote the report without laughing.....
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Quote:
Probably lucky he didn't puke on the way to the police station. Smelly pussy is a no-no...
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No kidding, hope he didn't have to be in the car with her for too long.
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He could have used a long rope and tie her with one leg behind the car and drag her downtown...
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Back in high school a friend of mine let this chick have it in the backseat of my car. It reaked for weeks after, I left the windows down and it still reaked.
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One leg? You gots to tie them together! You don't want to be lettin' tha stick out any more than it has.
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I was thinking ventilate before locking her up in a confined space....
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You can't unleash that on unsuspecting citizens!
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yep, thats making laugh. my sediments exactly.
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sediments?
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I think he means sentiments?
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LOL you guys are too much, crack me up!
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What has been smelled can never be unsmelled.
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Why would you let someone do this in YOUR car?
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