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I was driving past a neighbor's house a few days ago when I noticed this sad scene. It's one of those situations where you know there has to be story behind the picture. Please submit what you think that it was.
 Have a Merry Christmas everyone -- and be careful out there!  PS: Here's my initial submission... "Did he fall, or was he pushed?"
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Whose your biotch know fat guy?
Pull you're own damn sleigh.
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"Bob had told his wife that he was working late that night. He thought it would be a pleasant surprise to come in the back door wearing his Santa outfit with nothing underneath. What he didn't realize was that his wife had grown tired of his late nights at work and had taken a lover. The last thing Bob saw was Chuck Norris's foot coming for his head. Fortunately he died, and didn't have to witness his wife making sweet animal love to Chuck repeatedly in the window overlooking his corpse."
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Bubba had been drinking heavily Christmas eve and when he heard a noise on the roof he got out his shotgun.
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"Although the corpse had been cold for hours, Rudolph was tired of abstaining from sex and decided to take a closer look."
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Home owner shoots burglar
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once upon a time in a land far far away......................there was this kinky gentleman in a red suit named mr. claus. he wanted to have his way with his reindeer. the reindeer wanting NOTHING to do with this.
so they proceeded to kick his azz and doing what reindeer do best............ they DRY GULCHED MR. CLAUS and STOMPED HIM INTO THE GROUND w/their lil hooves! another fractured fairy tale. the end. and the MORAL to this is..............NEVER try and have yer way with a hooved animal.............EVAR!
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Better watch out
Better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is.... dead.
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12-22-2010, 08:58 AM
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Hey santa drop the knife.
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Santa was found in a state of rigor mortis...looking trimmer than ever.
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A former policeman once told me that in the majority of the shootings the perpetrator is usually someone known to the victim and found standing over the body with an expression of bewilderment or remorse.
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John '69 911E "It's a poor craftsman who blames their tools" -- Unknown "Any suspension -- no matter how poorly designed -- can be made to work reasonably well if you just stop it from moving." -- Colin Chapman |
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Police are looking for anyone with a motive or just Claus.
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After wild animal sex with Rudolph the red nose reindeer, Santa was not only flacid, he was deflated...
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A winner! (groan)
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A$$, cash or grass, Kringle, NOBODY rides for free.
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Santa's drunk again.
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Once again, the reindeer where ashamed to find Santa passed out in the front yard after another failed attempt at fornicating with a traffic cone.
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Rudolph: "Drop yer weapons boys, looks like he was just holding a hose nozzle".
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Some people gotta learn the hard way, a reindeer don't put up with that kinda thing. That's what goats and sheep are for!
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